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Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: EGGO
I don't quite recognize the name but the words naked, bath and pizza brought me here and I'm glad I came....don't read too much into that last word.
Came just from reading the thread title? My god, just being in high school must've put you through a lot of sticky situations.


 

Iron Woode

Elite Member
Super Moderator
Oct 10, 1999
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I was watching her video (Hot & Cold) and saw a group of brides swarming the groom carrying baseball bats.

I wasn't sure whether to be turned on or scared.

:Q
 

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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I'd pihb

Obligatory bloodninja quote...

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck
 

pontifex

Lifer
Dec 5, 2000
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Originally posted by: OCguy
First I would slowly peel off one of the pepperonis, revealing a gaping hole in the warm and gooey cheese where the flesh once rested in its own juices. Then I would gently bring the exposed crust to my lips, guiding it in with the 2nd knuckle of my pointer and thumb....

wtf? i can't even imagine how you would hold a slice of pizza like that.
 

OCGuy

Lifer
Jul 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: OCguy
First I would slowly peel off one of the pepperonis, revealing a gaping hole in the warm and gooey cheese where the flesh once rested in its own juices. Then I would gently bring the exposed crust to my lips, guiding it in with the 2nd knuckle of my pointer and thumb....

wtf? i can't even imagine how you would hold a slice of pizza like that.

I can.......show you.
 

Andrew1990

Banned
Mar 8, 2008
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What pizza? I only see a picture of a naked woman in the bath? Am I clicking the wrong link?

Also, I think this is NSFW and may be against the rules.
 

Cyco

Diamond Member
Jan 15, 2002
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Originally posted by: Nitemare
I'd pihb

Obligatory bloodninja quote...

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: Fuck

Classic! Bloodninja rules!
 

alkemyst

No Lifer
Feb 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: CKent
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sao123
mfh.

All the good bits are covered up with the pizza box, all you can see are shoulders and legs.

The pizza's in full view... :confused:

he never saw a partially clothed woman and went into sensory overload. please forgive him.