Kate Winslet's boobs: 1 is more saggy than the other

[JEDI]

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[Mo0o]

This thread does not deliver

 

[boomerang]

One is lower just as one of your testicles is lower. It's the symmetry of nature. Revel in it.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Slet is the Dutch word for slut. (Just to provide some useful input)

 

[nerp]

Originally posted by: JEDI
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You must not have seen very many naked women if this is startling to you.

 

[rasczak]

and this would bother me because?

 

[Jeff7]

<Vader>

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

</Vader>


?

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: nerp

Originally posted by: JEDI
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You must not have seen very many naked women if this is startling to you.

he's only seen pron where the implant boobs are indeed symmetrical.

 

[SunnyD]

This babe thread sags a bit more than the others.

 

[911paramedic]

Originally posted by: nerp

You must not have seen very many naked women if this is startling to you.

/thread

 

[KeithTalent]

Never seen a real life pair before have you?

KT

 

[randay]

personally, if i has kate winslet nekkid, i would not be measuring the ground clearance of her boobs.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: boomerang
One is lower just as one of your testicles is lower. It's the symmetry of nature. Revel in it.

Yep, and likely one ear is lower than the other. We really aren't 100% symmetrical beings, but a good bra will help Winslet's saggier left one or right one get back on track with the other one.

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: boomerang
One is lower just as one of your testicles is lower. It's the symmetry of nature. Revel in it.

Yep, and likely one ear is lower than the other. We really aren't 100% symmetrical beings, but a good bra will help Winslet's saggier left one or right one get back on track with the other one.

They're mounted on tracks now?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: boomerang
One is lower just as one of your testicles is lower. It's the symmetry of nature. Revel in it.

Yep, and likely one ear is lower than the other. We really aren't 100% symmetrical beings, but a good bra will help Winslet's saggier left one or right one get back on track with the other one.

They're mounted on tracks now?

Close, they're mounted on wires. You do know they put wires in bras, right?

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: randay
personally, if i has kate winslet nekkid, i would not be measuring the ground clearance of her boobs.

You mean that isn't your highest priority? Checking for symmetry?

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: feralkid

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: boomerang
One is lower just as one of your testicles is lower. It's the symmetry of nature. Revel in it.

Yep, and likely one ear is lower than the other. We really aren't 100% symmetrical beings, but a good bra will help Winslet's saggier left one or right one get back on track with the other one.

They're mounted on tracks now?

Close, they're mounted on wires. You do know they put wires in bras, right?

Of course; I just hadn't heard of the track mounted technology. I guess they'll probably develop a Mag-Lev bra in the near future.

 

[skim milk]

she looked old at the oscar's
i feel bad for women because their looks start rapidly decreasing

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: nerp

Originally posted by: JEDI
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You must not have seen very many naked women if this is startling to you.

his sn is Jedi and he has 12k+ posts on a tech website. I think this is a given.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: boomerang
One is lower just as one of your testicles is lower. It's the symmetry of nature. Revel in it.

I don't think his have dropped yet.

 

[Steve]

Not a fan of Shay Laren either, I take it?

Originally posted by: skim milk
she looked old at the oscar's
i feel bad for women because their looks start rapidly decreasing

Unlike men?

 

[BudAshes]

Originally posted by: Steve
Not a fan of Shay Laren either, I take it?

Originally posted by: skim milk
she looked old at the oscar's
i feel bad for women because their looks start rapidly decreasing

Unlike men?

men get more attractive to women because their bank accounts tend to increase with age.

 

[Aikouka]

Originally posted by: moshqueradeYep, and likely one ear is lower than the other. We really aren't 100% symmetrical beings, but a good bra will help Winslet's saggier left one or right one get back on track with the other one.

I shall do a good deed and help her choose and try on said bra. I know, I know... not even helping starving kids in Africa rivals this charitable act.

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Close, they're mounted on wires. You do know they put wires in bras, right?

Don't they make wireless ones that are more comfortable?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Aikouka

Originally posted by: moshqueradeYep, and likely one ear is lower than the other. We really aren't 100% symmetrical beings, but a good bra will help Winslet's saggier left one or right one get back on track with the other one.

I shall do a good deed and help her choose and try on said bra. I know, I know... not even helping starving kids in Africa rivals this charitable act.

Originally posted by: moshquerade
Close, they're mounted on wires. You do know they put wires in bras, right?

Don't they make wireless ones that are more comfortable?

yes, they do. personally i like a wireless demi bra for the work day, but when the sag hits and you need to hike the girls up a bra with a wire is going to help.

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: skim milk
she looked old at the oscar's
i feel bad for women because their looks start rapidly decreasing

It's ok. Your standards will decrease the older you get.