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Kansas City man charged for posession of a toad.

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These same people also believe the jenkem rumors.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - Law enforcement authorities have discovered that people are willing to go to great lengths to get high, including a troubling new method that features a frightened toad.

"Toad smoking," which is a substitute for "toad licking," is done by extracting venom from the Sonoran Desert toad of the Colorado River. The toad's venom - which is secreted when the toad gets angry or scared - contains a hallucinogen called bufotenine that can be dried and smoked to produce a buzz.

In October, a Kansas City man was charged with possessing a controlled substance after Clay County authorities determined he possessed a toad with the intent to use its venom to get high.

Clay County Prosecutor Daniel White said possessing the toad is not illegal, but using it to get high off its venom is.

"It is easier to get it, and law enforcement might not immediately know you use it to get high," White said. "It's sort of a New Age way to get high. You convince yourself it is OK because it is something you get naturally from our environment.

"There are a lot of things that are created naturally but they are still not legal," he said.

White said that for years people experimented with "toad licking," and now toad smoking is considered a substitute. To do so, a person heats up the frog's venom to break down its toxins and preserve the hallucinogen, which is dried.

He said some Internet sites feature an instructional video on how to extract the toad's venom.

Police found the toad when they went to a northern Kansas City home to investigate a suspected meth lab. They later arrested David S. Theiss, 21, and charged him with three counts of possession of a controlled substance and one count of possessing drug paraphernalia - the toad.

Theiss also is accused of possessing mescaline, a controlled substance extracted from a cactus.

While smoking toad venom might sound extreme, an even more disturbing method to get high possibly includes sniffing fermented human waste. Vicky Ward, manager of prevention services at Tri-County Mental Health Services in Kansas City, said she has read e-mail warnings about a drug called jenkem.

The drug is made from fermented feces and urine.

"We work with a lot of youths and we ask them whether anyone has tried it and they said no," Ward said. "They (the youths) have heard about it because of the Internet."

Whether people actually use jenkem has not been determined, Ward said, noting that a Web site that investigates urban legends isn't clear on the matter.

"Kids get ideas that later turn out to be unfounded, but you will get some idiots who will try anything," she said.
 
i propose we take this war directly to the suppliers.
i think we should equip the local snakes of the Colorado River with infrared cameras, snake-sized rocket launchers & helicopters.
we'll show those toads that this scourge will not be tolerated!
 
Heh, that's funny. They were making fun of the whole thing yesterday on 93.3. Hey, I'd rather some douche extract toad venom than blow up a city block.
 
"It is easier to get it, and law enforcement might not immediately know you use it to get high," White said. "It's sort of a New Age way to get high. You convince yourself it is OK because it is something you get naturally from our environment

Frogs are "new age"?

In October, a Kansas City man was charged with possessing a controlled substance after Clay County authorities determined he possessed a toad with the intent to use its venom to get high.

How did they determine his intention?
 
It seems kind of excessive to go tracking someone down who is doing this? I mean sure it may be illegal.. but so fucking what? Does he have 90000 toads in his basement and hes making enough to supply the entire underground toad sucking faction?
 
Mason Williams (of Classical Gas fame) circa April, 1969

Toad Suckers

How about Them Toad Suckers,
Ain't they clods?
Sittin' there suckin'
Them green toady-frogs.

Suckin' them hop-toads,
Suckin' them chunkers,
Suckin' them leapy types,
Suckin' them plunkers.

Look at Them Toad Suckers,
Ain't they snappy?
Suckin' them bog-frogs
Sure makes'em happy.

Them huggermugger Toad Suckers,
Way down south,
Stickin' them sucky-toads
In they mouth.

How to be a Toad Sucker?
No way to duck it.
Gittchyself a toad,
Rare back and suck it!
 
Originally posted by: skace
It seems kind of excessive to go tracking someone down who is doing this? I mean sure it may be illegal.. but so fucking what? Does he have 90000 toads in his basement and hes making enough to supply the entire underground toad sucking faction?

Guess you missed the part where the police went to his house to investigate a suspected meth lab.
 
Originally posted by: elektrolokomotive
Originally posted by: skace
It seems kind of excessive to go tracking someone down who is doing this? I mean sure it may be illegal.. but so fucking what? Does he have 90000 toads in his basement and hes making enough to supply the entire underground toad sucking faction?

Guess you missed the part where the police went to his house to investigate a suspected meth lab.

Judge wouldn't issue a warrant for suspected intentions of frog licking?
 
Originally posted by: Mr Incognito
No, because once they had the warrant for meth, anything else they found would be fair game.

In October, a Kansas City man was charged with possessing a controlled substance after Clay County authorities determined he possessed a toad with the intent to use its venom to get high.

How did they determine his intent? They could find some glue and determine you intended to sniff it to get high.
 
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