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Justified Jerkitude.

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Now sure, OP, it's not really your place to troll the literal shit talker, so yeah you're not really that justified for being a jerk here, but I seriously just go WTF at people that call while using the bathroom. It's like calling someone while you're eating (in some ways better some ways worse). Pretty much any emergency that would be so severe that you needed to get a hold of me that urgently your body would likely take care of things on its own (by either holding it in or you'd have already pissed/shit yourself by the time you could even spend the effort to make the call).

Between this and the general sanitation habits of most people, I refuse to use someone else's phone unless it's an emergency or it's someone that I already routinely swap body fluids with.

Then again, I don't understand the people that enjoy taking like an hour to take a dump. If you're having that much problem with bowel movements then you need to change your diet and/or seek professional consultation.
 
JulesMaximus said:
I condone the OP's actions. The mensroom is not a place to make or take phone calls. Excessive flushing and bathroom noises warranted.
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I agree with this. Gross story alert, stop reading here if poo disgusts you:

Buddy and I went to the mall when we were in high school to do some shopping. We hit the food court and then we were done eating, both of us used the bathroom. There was a guy sitting in one of the stalls, having a merry conversation on the can; the stall next to my friend. I kid you not my friend bunched up a large amount of toilet paper and held it under him. He shit on top of it, catching the turds on the paper mound. He dropped the paper mound on the floor in front of his feet. He snagged some of those perfume samples (the ones in the glass vials) they give out and dumped like 5 of them all over the turds and toilet paper. He lit in on fire and then pulled the entire thing over and slid it under the telephone blabber's stall. He had his pants already on and ran out of the stall like a bat out of hell.

I was washing my hands at that time, unaware of what my friend had done. I see him tear out of the bathroom, I see flames and smell this ungodly shit burning smell. I hear the telephone blabberer have his conversation interrupted and crash out of the stall, pants around his ankles, swearing, phone goes flying to the ground and a stall filled with smoke behind him. I realize that my friend probably had something to do with this and that my presence wont help me at all so I also leave. Justified jerkitude?
 
speaking of justified, a wisecrackin' lawman once said...

"You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you might be the asshole."
 
Rakehellion said:
I am so cool.
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Ah, you are speaking on behalf of another poster?? Are you friends in real life???

Well, I am still going to have to wait and see if they actually do or do not have a story of when they were being a jerk, and felt it was justified - thank you very much.
 
Should have did a bathroom prank!

This is actually nutella.

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