Originally posted by: Mill
My friend knows the bartender at this trendy club around here, so he was giving us a tour and we stumbled onto this really drunk chick. She was telling us how she was trying to fight this other girl that called her a lesbian(even though later on she was kissing another female) and was yelling into her cell phone. After about two minutes she realized she wasn't talking to anyone, and then asked us if we were gay. WTF? We were passing through the gay side of the club, but WTF? Anyway, she said: "You guys are pretty cool, and you are only here for my tits -- I can tell that" and then she took her top off for about 45 seconds or so. Very very very nice rack I must say, and then dared us to grab her ass. Dang, if I had been any drunker I would have been on her like white on rice, but she did say she was a stripper...