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Mill

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My friend knows the bartender at this trendy club around here, so he was giving us a tour and we stumbled onto this really drunk chick. She was telling us how she was trying to fight this other girl that called her a lesbian(even though later on she was kissing another female) and was yelling into her cell phone. After about two minutes she realized she wasn't talking to anyone, and then asked us if we were gay. WTF? We were passing through the gay side of the club, but WTF? Anyway, she said: "You guys are pretty cool, and you are only here for my tits -- I can tell that" and then she took her top off for about 45 seconds or so. Very very very nice rack I must say, and then dared us to grab her ass. Dang, if I had been any drunker I would have been on her like white on rice, but she did say she was a stripper...
 
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Red Dawn

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Originally posted by: Mill
My friend knows the bartender at this trendy club around here, so he was giving us a tour and we stumbled onto this really drunk chick. She was telling us how she was trying to fight this other girl that called her a lesbian(even though later on she was kissing another female) and was yelling into her cell phone. After about two minutes she realized she wasn't talking to anyone, and then asked us if we were gay. WTF? We were passing through the gay side of the club, but WTF? Anyway, she said: "You guys are pretty cool, and you are only here for my tits -- I can tell that" and then she took her top off for about 45 seconds or so. Very very very nice rack I must say, and then dared us to grab her ass. Dang, if I had been any drunker I would have been on her like white on rice, but she did say she was a stripper...
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Gay side of the Club??

 
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Mill

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Mill
My friend knows the bartender at this trendy club around here, so he was giving us a tour and we stumbled onto this really drunk chick. She was telling us how she was trying to fight this other girl that called her a lesbian(even though later on she was kissing another female) and was yelling into her cell phone. After about two minutes she realized she wasn't talking to anyone, and then asked us if we were gay. WTF? We were passing through the gay side of the club, but WTF? Anyway, she said: "You guys are pretty cool, and you are only here for my tits -- I can tell that" and then she took her top off for about 45 seconds or so. Very very very nice rack I must say, and then dared us to grab her ass. Dang, if I had been any drunker I would have been on her like white on rice, but she did say she was a stripper...
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Gay side of the Club??
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Two bars in one club -- one was less busy. ;)
 
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Blazin Trav

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Originally posted by: Mill
My friend knows the bartender at this trendy club around here, so he was giving us a tour and we stumbled onto this really drunk chick. She was telling us how she was trying to fight this other girl that called her a lesbian(even though later on she was kissing another female) and was yelling into her cell phone. After about two minutes she realized she wasn't talking to anyone, and then asked us if we were gay. WTF? We were passing through the gay side of the club, but WTF? Anyway, she said: "You guys are pretty cool, and you are only here for my tits -- I can tell that" and then she took her top off for about 45 seconds or so. Very very very nice rack I must say, and then dared us to grab her ass. Dang, if I had been any drunker I would have been on her like white on rice, but she did say she was a stripper...
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You didn't hook up with her? No numbers?

I guess if she's a stripper that makes sense...
 
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Goosemaster

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With a wife like yours, I wouldn't post sh!t like this for fear of snipers.

<---is it the CS or the lack of sleep talking?
 
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Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
With a wife like yours, I wouldn't post sh!t like this for fear of snipers.

<---is it the CS or the lack of sleep talking?
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Mill, you're married?
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hm...I think there was a mixup.....


I thought it was warcrow since only he can post about "seing but not touching"


My mistake. It won't happen again.
 
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Mill

Lifer
Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: Blazin Trav
Originally posted by: Mill
My friend knows the bartender at this trendy club around here, so he was giving us a tour and we stumbled onto this really drunk chick. She was telling us how she was trying to fight this other girl that called her a lesbian(even though later on she was kissing another female) and was yelling into her cell phone. After about two minutes she realized she wasn't talking to anyone, and then asked us if we were gay. WTF? We were passing through the gay side of the club, but WTF? Anyway, she said: "You guys are pretty cool, and you are only here for my tits -- I can tell that" and then she took her top off for about 45 seconds or so. Very very very nice rack I must say, and then dared us to grab her ass. Dang, if I had been any drunker I would have been on her like white on rice, but she did say she was a stripper...
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You didn't hook up with her? No numbers?

I guess if she's a stripper that makes sense...
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Wasn't that big of a deal. My friend tried to talk to her later, but her little lesbo friend was pushing her away. Yeah, it was cool and all, but not the moment of a life time or anything.
 
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tec699

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you saw a nice pair of no-no's? Ohhh god. please go on. please do my god.

Before you do i'm calling up my buds so we can all worship you.

awwww... no-no's.
 
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95SS

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Nothing wrong with taking a stripper home, hell, you could even give her a shirt to wear after you're done. :evil:
 
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Mill

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Originally posted by: 95SS
Nothing wrong with taking a stripper home, hell, you could even give her a shirt to wear after you're done. :evil:
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With all the extra T's I have, I can obviously clothe her for weeks. :Q
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
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Originally posted by: 95SS
Nothing wrong with taking a stripper home, hell, you could even give her a shirt to wear after you're done. :evil:
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Good will towards our fellow sex objects:beer:
 
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Goosemaster

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: 95SS
Nothing wrong with taking a stripper home, hell, you could even give her a shirt to wear after you're done. :evil:
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With all the extra T's I have, I can obviously clothe her for weeks. :Q
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and with all the disease, she'd have you scratching down there just as long...:D
 
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cornbread

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: cornbread
Tiki Bob's? I've heard bout it but haven't been there so I was just wondering.
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The Station.
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Would it be worth the trip from Huntsville to go there in your opinion? I've heard of that one too, just don't know anything more than the names though and some friends go down there for the club scene since that's pretty much nonexistant here. I'm more of a corner bar type person, but occasionally like to check out the clubs. We had one that was fairly decent (Vinyl), but they got in trouble for underagers and nude dancing and haven't reopened that I know of.
 
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Mill

Lifer
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Originally posted by: cornbread
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: cornbread
Tiki Bob's? I've heard bout it but haven't been there so I was just wondering.
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The Station.
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Would it be worth the trip from Huntsville to go there in your opinion? I've heard of that one too, just don't know anything more than the names though and some friends go down there for the club scene since that's pretty much nonexistant here. I'm more of a corner bar type person, but occasionally like to check out the clubs. We had one that was fairly decent (Vinyl), but they got in trouble for underagers and nude dancing and haven't reopened that I know of.
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I too prefer the corner bar type atmosphere, so I don't really go to clubs down here often. I wouldn't say it is worth the trip down here, but I did enjoy it. Southside and Lakeview has a lot to do. Feel free to PM me if you are ever down this way or want to know of a good spot.
 
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gUEv

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this was posted by a man crouched in a stall...telling strangers on the internet of the breasts he just saw over a wifi connection.
 
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