Just like pissin in the wind....

[aphex]

I love that one... Anyone know any other great phrases like that?

 

[Alienwho]

"To resist is to piss in the wind...anyone who does will end up smelling"

 

[yobarman]

<< "To resist is to piss in the wind...anyone who does will end up smelling" >>




I <3 incubus!

 

[UglyCasanova]

[singing]Don't whiz on the electric fence[/singing]

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I worked at a place where one of the women killed metaphors, but in a hilarious way. Once when we were frantic, someone who stopped by said we looked really busy. She said "Yeah, we're running around like chickens with our legs cut off" Well she was exactly right in that no matter how hard we tried, we weren't getting anywhere. I will never forget that

 

[eshrai]

my teacher butchers things like that. she says things like "like man who opens mouth and puts shoe in"

 

[Squisher]

Always liked the Judge Judyism, "Don't pee up my leg and tell me it's raining"

 

[LordMaul]

Shamelessly stolen from At member's sig:

"He who stand on toilet is high on pot"

 

[UglyCasanova]

<< Shamelessly stolen from At member's sig:

"He who stand on toilet is high on pot" >>



It goes:

[chinese accent] Confuscious says man who stand on toilet not necessarily high on pot. [/chinese accent]

There are alot more. Does anyone have a link? There are about 3 million of those Confuscious jokes.

 

[Kadarin]

You can't take the pee out of the pool...

 

[dethman]

Confuscius say, "It is good for boy to meet girl in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl."

 

[UglyCasanova]

Confuscious says "Panties not the best thing on earth, only next to best thing."

 

[aphex]

Confucious say "Happy man who walk through door sideways, is going to Bangkok."

 

[MrCodeDude]

I can feel it, it's all coming back to me, said the Blind Man pissing into the wind.
-- mrcodedude

 

[ILikeSprite]

Haha........ i've done that once.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

You are about as useful as a pair of left-handed scissors.

 

[b0mbrman]

"You're sweatin' like a hooker at confession"

 

[eshrai]

<< "You're sweatin' like a hooker at confession" >>



lmao i like that one

 

[RU482]

Colder than a well diggers a$$

Tighter than a nun

Loose as a goose

colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra

Oh man, I know lots more....too much burger beer tonight...can't think