Just let it out

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Booster

Originally posted by: NFS4

I have been with my boyfriend for 4 months and he is crap in bed. I let him think he is really good and then finish the job off with my vibrator when he has left.

BUAHAHA.

I think that he knows he isn't good. It's visible when a woman doesn't quite like you.

**Recalls George "The Move" episode of Seinfeld 🙂**

 

[Amorphus]

blahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....

AT is fun... 😛

 

[Spoooon]

I think that he knows he isn't good. It's visible when a woman doesn't quite like you.

That made me think of that one episode of Blind Date where that guy kept trying to get a kiss for 10 painful minutes. 😀

 

[KarenMarie]

Ahhh.....

I feel loads better now!

Whew!

😉 KarenMarie

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug
"


I have this recurring dream where I'm standing on a mountain top in sort of 'sun god' robes with thousands of naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at me.

"

:Q

Ghostbusters.

actually isn't that "real genius"?

that site is too funny.

i wonder if we'll see a confession from the cubs fan, or someone pretending to be him. i feel so bad for that guy.

 

[GTaudiophile]

I touched penises with my friend when I was 10... it still bothers me 15 years later, and I'll never tell my girlfriend.

Okay, who was that?

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: Spoooon

Originally posted by: whaleskinrug

actually isn't that "real genius"?

that site is too funny.

i wonder if we'll see a confession from the cubs fan, or someone pretending to be him. i feel so bad for that guy.

You know what, I think you're right. 😀

 

[GTaudiophile]

ROFL:

I used to use a magnifying glass to look at the lingerie section in my mums clothes catalogue. I would look for stray hairs or the outline of lips.

 

[lozina]

How long does it take for your confession to appear? I still don't see mine yet, and it wasn't vulgar or offensive or anything... was quite funny though.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

I think that he knows he isn't good. It's visible when a woman doesn't quite like you.

That made me think of that one episode of Blind Date where that guy kept trying to get a kiss for 10 painful minutes. 😀

Bahahaha. You watch Blind Date. hehehe

 

[Spoooon]

Originally posted by: lozina
How long does it take for your confession to appear? I still don't see mine yet, and it wasn't vulgar or offensive or anything... was quite funny though.

Mine still hasn't appeared and I made it at around 1:14. And it was clean.

It was something about taking out all of my pent up frustration on the next person I see.

So, if you see it, then maybe that can serve as a rough guide.

 

[kuk]

When I was a kid I made a drink containing urine, alcohol, water from the toilet and milk too I think, and tried to persuade the kid next door to drink it. Thankfully for him he declined my generous offer. I hated him so much at the time it seemed like the right thing to do.

Buahahahahahaha

 

[Booster]

When I was about seventeen, I used to spend all my money on beer on Friday afternoons after lessons.

On Saturdays, I would be so skint and yet so desperate for a <censored>, I'd raid my twenty-five-year-old brother's penny jar, steal enough five pence pieces for a pack of ciggies and then head down to the shop where it'd take five minutes for me to count out all the change.

Both degrading and wrong, sigh.

Nice confession, straight from the heart I think.

 

[FFactory0x]

I pissed in a beer bottle once and put it behind my couch. This really annoying girl saw me do this and wanted it so so kept trash talking me until i gave it to her. She guzzled the whole thing and next thing i know she was on my lawn like the dog she was throwing up. Am i an ass?

 

[cessna152]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
I have been trying to keep it in for a few hours now..

Which one is yours LJX?

 

[lozina]

from their rules:

it takes a while to sort through all of the submissions. we wind up discarding nearly two-thirds of submitted confessions because they break the very loose guidelines that we humbly suggest.

 

[Spoooon]

I regularly post on an internet forum, and would infact consider some of the people there to be "real" friends

Gotta be an Anandtech one. 😀
link
i used KDE ind actualy i'm beginning to like it

Everybody thinks I'm a nerd.
In fact, I think I'm a nerd too.
I don't want to be a nerd...

I surf while at work.



Mine still hasn't been put up.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Spoooon

I regularly post on an internet forum, and would infact consider some of the people there to be "real" friends

Gotta be an Anandtech one. 😀
link
i used KDE ind actualy i'm beginning to like it

Everybody thinks I'm a nerd.
In fact, I think I'm a nerd too.
I don't want to be a nerd...

I surf while at work.



Mine still hasn't been put up.

None of them are AT.

"we'll check this to make sure it follows the guidelines and clear it as soon as possible. this currently may take as long as a week due to high traffic."

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Spoooon

I regularly post on an internet forum, and would infact consider some of the people there to be "real" friends

Gotta be an Anandtech one. 😀
link
i used KDE ind actualy i'm beginning to like it

Everybody thinks I'm a nerd.
In fact, I think I'm a nerd too.
I don't want to be a nerd...

I surf while at work.



Mine still hasn't been put up.

None of them are AT.

"we'll check this to make sure it follows the guidelines and clear it as soon as possible. this currently may take as long as a week due to high traffic."

I know this one of you guys:

890400857: I'm 22 and never had sex. I've only kissed 2 girls in my life and I'm afraid I won't know how to do it when it does happen.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Spoooon

I regularly post on an internet forum, and would infact consider some of the people there to be "real" friends

Gotta be an Anandtech one. 😀
link
i used KDE ind actualy i'm beginning to like it

Everybody thinks I'm a nerd.
In fact, I think I'm a nerd too.
I don't want to be a nerd...

I surf while at work.



Mine still hasn't been put up.

None of them are AT.

"we'll check this to make sure it follows the guidelines and clear it as soon as possible. this currently may take as long as a week due to high traffic."

I know this one of you guys:

890400857: I'm 22 and never had sex. I've only kissed 2 girls in my life and I'm afraid I won't know how to do it when it does happen.

2 girls?

...you give them too much credit

 

[Mutilator]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: MaxDepth

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Spoooon

I regularly post on an internet forum, and would infact consider some of the people there to be "real" friends

Gotta be an Anandtech one. 😀
link
i used KDE ind actualy i'm beginning to like it

Everybody thinks I'm a nerd.
In fact, I think I'm a nerd too.
I don't want to be a nerd...

I surf while at work.



Mine still hasn't been put up.

None of them are AT.

"we'll check this to make sure it follows the guidelines and clear it as soon as possible. this currently may take as long as a week due to high traffic."

I know this one of you guys:

890400857: I'm 22 and never had sex. I've only kissed 2 girls in my life and I'm afraid I won't know how to do it when it does happen.

2 girls?

...you give them too much credit

Mom + Grandma = 2 girls. 😉

 

[Walleye]

isnt this a repost?