Just left the best eBay feedback!

[state 08]

Paypal becomes self-aware at 12:14pm EST, Jan. 5, 2007. Pays user automatically.

A parody on a quote from Terminator 2.

A few others I have left:

They paid so fast, I wet myself. Amazing buyer. Changed my life! Inspirational.

Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack. AWESOME SELLER! A+++++++++

Delivered right away!! Awesome seller! He/she is the son/daughter I never had!!!

 

[KK]

 

[AUMM]

you are awesome!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I actually laughed lol

 

[ViviTheMage]

tight

 

[Slick5150]

You're posting a thread to congratulate yourself on lame eBay feedbacks you've posted? Scary

 

[lobbyone]

:thumbsup:

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I generally pay within 10 minutes of an auction close unless I'm tied up on something else.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Iwearnosox's ebay feedback >*

 

[SonnyDaze]

YAY!!!!

 

[shortspanishguy]

Somebody left me one that said "He had a large package and came quickly"

 

[myjaja]

''He loves my thong.''


Take a week off...

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: Pioneer Premier
''He loves my thong.''


Take a week off...

Can I know what he did wrong so I don't do it?

 

[Vegitto]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

Originally posted by: Pioneer Premier
''He loves my thong.''


Take a week off...

Can I know what he did wrong so I don't do it?

It's a fake.

The original post was from 09:04 PM. The 'edit' was from 03:05 PM, 6 hours before the post.

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

Originally posted by: Pioneer Premier
''He loves my thong.''


Take a week off...

Can I know what he did wrong so I don't do it?

It's a fake.

Check who edited his post
3:04pm original 3:05pm edit

 

[tfinch2]

A+++++++ thread. Will read again!!!

 

[maximus maximus]

check this out.. absolutely hilarious.

http://feedback.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=mizzelphug

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

Originally posted by: Pioneer Premier
''He loves my thong.''


Take a week off...

Can I know what he did wrong so I don't do it?

It's a fake.

Check who edited his post
3:04pm original 3:05pm edit

No, that's just in his sig. Check any of his other posts. A real edit would be in a smaller font.

Edit to prove the smaller font claim.

 

[kranky]

This guy had a brief but memorable stay on ebay. My all-time favorite feedback writer.

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: kranky
This guy had a brief but memorable stay on ebay. My all-time favorite feedback writer.

bookmarked

When I hear "george4," I IMMEDIATELY think of your name, george4

When I open boxes of cereal, you should be inside. Yes, you're THAT GOOD!

Not sure, but I think you peed on the stuff you sent. My dog keeps smelling it.

Prostitutes and money. It's always prostitutes and money. And eBay.

 

[sniperruff]

Originally posted by: Vegitto

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo

Originally posted by: Pioneer Premier
''He loves my thong.''


Take a week off...

Can I know what he did wrong so I don't do it?

It's a fake.

The original post was from 09:04 PM. The 'edit' was from 03:05 PM, 6 hours before the post.

i say they should just ban him for real.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Iwearnosox's ebay feedback >*

 

[Glavinsolo]

For some strange reason everything you sold me was illegal. Then I got shot. A+?

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: kranky
This guy had a brief but memorable stay on ebay. My all-time favorite feedback writer.

wth? how come there are no item #s associated with those feedbacks?

 

[edro]

On some of mine I say:
"OMFG! THANKS FOR THE EXTRA $100 CASH IN THE BOX! I LOVE YOU!"

to which they almost always reply... "Was there really $100 in the box?"

haha