Just had my drug test for pre-employment

[SLCentral]

Wish me luck! :thumbsup:

 

[dxkj]

What a stupid post.

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: dxkj
What a stupid post.

You didn't have to click on it, or reply .

 

[SlitheryDee]

Why? Do you do drugs?

Edit: added ?

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: SLCentral

Originally posted by: dxkj
What a stupid post.

You didn't have to click on it, or reply .

Sure I did, I had to make sure everyone knew what a stupid post it was... in case they had a momentary lapse in judgement.

 

[Sphexi]

Why would we need to wish you luck? Either you do drugs or you don't, the test will show whichever, and you'll either be screwed or you won't.

/thread.

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Why? Do you do drugs?

Edit: added ?

I never said I did...don't want to turn this into a bannable thread.

The actual testing was very lenient though...if someone wanted to, they could have easily snuck in someone elses urine...the guy didn't even ask me to empty my pockets. It was a pretty reputable lab, too.

 

[dartworth]

it must be a bitch pissing into one of those little cups sitting down...

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Why would we need to wish you luck? Either you do drugs or you don't, the test will show whichever, and you'll either be screwed or you won't.

/thread.

So let me translate....

"What a stupid post"

I concur!

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: SLCentral

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Why? Do you do drugs?

Edit: added ?

I never said I did...don't want to turn this into a bannable thread.

The actual testing was very lenient though...if someone wanted to, they could have easily snuck in someone elses urine...the guy didn't even ask me to empty my pockets. It was a pretty reputable lab, too.

So they didnt temperature monitor it eh? That is unheard of.... sure you can sneak stuff in, but getting it to fly is another story.

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: dxkj

Originally posted by: SLCentral

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Why? Do you do drugs?

Edit: added ?

I never said I did...don't want to turn this into a bannable thread.

The actual testing was very lenient though...if someone wanted to, they could have easily snuck in someone elses urine...the guy didn't even ask me to empty my pockets. It was a pretty reputable lab, too.

So they didnt temperature monitor it eh? That is unheard of.... sure you can sneak stuff in, but getting it to fly is another story.

They did, but apparently stores sell portable heating units for a few dollars that'll do the trick. Not something I would ever do, though.

 

[Baked]

Why do you need a job? I thought daddy pays for everything.

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: Baked
Why do you need a job? I thought daddy pays for everything.

And what makes you think that?

 

[newnameman]

Where do you work?

 

[SLCentral]

Originally posted by: newnameman
Where do you work?

At a local electronics store doing sales.

 

[SLCentral]

The reason I'm actually worried about the test is that about a week ago, I was at a party, and a bunch of people around me were smoking some weed...I didn't actually smoke it, but secondhand smoke was all around me. I know it's probably nothing to worry about, but still...

 

[Amplifier]

drug tests are to keep blacks from applying (this is true)

 

[SlitheryDee]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
drug tests are to keep blacks from applying (this is true)

You're an idiot (this is also true).

 

[NTB]

just had to do one of these myself. The place I went to was a little more careful - had to clean out my pockets, wash my hands in the sink out in the hall, and heck, they didn't even want me to flush the toilet when I was done.

I must've passed - my start date is August 14th

Nate

 

[dartworth]

Originally posted by: NTB
just had to do one of these myself. The place I went to was a little more careful - had to clean out my pockets, wash my hands in the sink out in the hall, and heck, they didn't even want me to flush the toilet when I was done.

I must've passed - my start date is August 14th

Nate

are you going to wallyworld?

 

[NTB]

Originally posted by: dartworth

Originally posted by: NTB
just had to do one of these myself. The place I went to was a little more careful - had to clean out my pockets, wash my hands in the sink out in the hall, and heck, they didn't even want me to flush the toilet when I was done.

I must've passed - my start date is August 14th

Nate

are you going to wallyworld?

yep.

Nate

 

[Amplifier]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee

Originally posted by: Amplifier
drug tests are to keep blacks from applying (this is true)

You're an idiot (this is also true).

holy ****** iceburn ill be sure to stay far away from you the next thread

 

[FoBoT]

did you study?

 

[waggy]

i agree. it is a stupid thread. either you will pass because you do not do drugs or you will fail. there is no luck.

 

[GhettoFob]

You should have used the Whizzinator.