just got pwnd so hard....

[IceBergSLiM]

Cliffs:

1) insert dollar bill into vending machine. Nothing happens, cannot access buttons to select item

2) insert second dollar bill into vending machine. Nothing Happens cannot access buttons to select item

3) Insert 80 cents in coins into machine. Machine allows me to select item.

4) I scan items and notice one item that was hanging on the edge and figure well I should go for that so I can at least get a 2 for 1 to cover my previous losses.

5) Select item and second item gets stuck. TWO ITEMS IN A ROW STUCK HANGING ON THE EDGE!!! WHAT ARE THE FUCKING ODDS? WHO IS FUCKING WITH ME? IS THERE A HIDDEN CAMERA?

6) Rush back to my desk to get camera phone to capture insanity on record.

7) Someone beats me to the punch and recieved a 3 for 1 on my dime

8) PWN'd so fucking hard it hurts.

 

[M0R0NI]

Wow! It sounds like it just is not your day!

 

[Mr Pickles]

Eat an apple.

 

[meltdown75]

oh noes, you should have rocked it or punched it like the Fonz.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
oh noes, you should have rocked it or punched it like the Fonz.

I TRIED! I am not weak by any means but this thing was not moving for god himself!

 

[darkxshade]

Oh so that was you, thanks for the freebie.

 

[BudAshes]

Your only choice now is to head butt the glass and take everything... otherwise the vending machine wins.

 

[Captante]

 

[Kaido]

Thank you for making my day :laugh:

 

[darkxshade]

so are you going to starve now for the rest of the day or try to go for broke?

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
so are you going to starve now for the rest of the day or try to go for broke?

help him since you took his munchies.

 

[Ns1]

wow, pwnage of the day indeed.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
so are you going to starve now for the rest of the day or try to go for broke?

I'm eating a banana and plotting out a proper retribution.

 

[Agentbolt]

I'm not sure which is more sad, that you tried to outsmart a vending machine by continuing to put more money into it, or that in the end the machine won.

 

[darkxshade]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: darkxshade
so are you going to starve now for the rest of the day or try to go for broke?

I'm eating a banana and plotting out a proper retribution.

You know it probably has a mind of its own. Once you have exacted revenge, I would not put money in it again for anything.

 

[skace]

Hows that $2.80 air taste?

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: skace
Hows that $2.80 air taste?

0 calories!

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Ns1

Originally posted by: skace
Hows that $2.80 air taste?

0 calories!

i do want!

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: skace
Hows that $2.80 air taste?

it would have been better if I was able to pay the $2.80 with my cell phone

 

[Nitemare]

$2.80 for nothing...damn...

 

[dquan97]

Call the ph# listed on the vending machine to file a complaint and get a refund.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Call the ph# listed on the vending machine to file a complaint and get a refund.

can't do that....its too obvious....the machine will see it coming.

 

[bigrash]

damn that's some bad luck. don't play the lotto today

 

[moshquerade]

poop in the change return slot.

 

[warmodder]

Crowbar + Machine = Win. It's the only way. Do it black ops style after work hours to catch it really off guard.