Just got back from Russia! My trip was fantastic.

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rudder

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Going to post pics shortly. I did not get to stay long as it was mostly a stop over. Barely enough time to see a few sites and hit the night life. God vodka though. All I remember is that I met some brunette lady named Valeria. The vodka must have hit me strong because we stopped at her place for just a bit and the next thing I know I am waking up with a big headache. But hey its Russia right.

The only thing I am worried about is that I picked up some sort of STD (I know embarrassing). My penis feels like it was strangled and then rubbed raw. Oh well I am seeing the doctor tomorrow. Man I wish I could remember more of that night.

ahh well good times.
 

alkemyst

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yeah too bad your parents didn't let you leave their room.

good story though.
 

SonnyDaze

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Originally posted by: rudder
The only thing I am worried about is that I picked up some sort of STD (I know embarrassing). My penis feels like it was strangled and then rubbed raw. Oh well I am seeing the doctor tomorrow. Man I wish I could remember more of that night.

ahh well good times.

Weren't raped were you? :confused:
 

Nik

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:music: I got a burrrrrrrnin' sensation when I peeeeeeeee :music:
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: pontifex
yet another failed parody thread

actually, I think he did start a thread a week or two ago about an upcoming trip to Russia.....I think.
 
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