Just For Grins!

[Rudy Toody]

In my younger days, I was a chick-magnet.

Now, I am at the age where I can't even generate static-cling!

 

[RaySun2Be]

Getting Old

How you know when you are getting old?
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Your idea of weightlifting is standing up.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
When happy hour is a nap.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it moving.
At breakfast you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
When you wake up looking like your drivers license picture.

 

[Rudy Toody]

My back goes out more than I do.
When my fingers would get wrinkled and pruny I knew it was time to get out of the shower. Now, I'm wrinkled and pruny when I step in.
They say your memory is the second thing to go. I can't remember what the first is.

 

[BlackMountainCow]

:laugh: @ Ray & Fred!

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

Originally posted by: RaySun2Be
Getting Old

You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

LOL. Never heard of that one before. :laugh:

 

[Rudy Toody]

So far, the highlight of having no teeth is that now I can lick the end of my nose.

 

[Assimilator1]

:laugh:

 

[petrusbroder]

:beer: for the two old and wise ones

 

[Alyx]

haha