Just finished watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Jeez...I didn't even notice...man I need a life.

No you don't. We :heart: you here.

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: Insane3D
Jeez...I didn't even notice...man I need a life.

YOU need a life?!?!

my PPD is like 3½ times greater than yours!!

 

[drum]

LOL
my first post on these forums concerned this movie! lol
your mother was a hamster!

 

[dartworth]

I'm looking for castle Anthrax...

 

[dartworth]

http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Sounds/HolyGrail.wav/rodent.wav

 

[amol]

why are you king? i didn't vote for you!

you don't VOTE for a king!

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i'm being repressed!! did you all see that, i was being repressed!!

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Found here.

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!
VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!
BEDEMIR: How do you know she is a witch?
VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.
BEDEMIR: Bring her forward.
WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
BEDEMIR: But you are dressed as one.
WITCH: They dressed me up like this.
CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.
WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.
BEDEMIR: Well?
VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.
BEDEMIR: The nose?
VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!
CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Did you dress her up like this?
CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.
VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.
BEDEMIR: What makes you think she is a witch?
VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.
BEDEMIR: A newt?
VILLAGER #3: I got better.
VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!
CROWD: Burn! Burn her!
BEDEMIR: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether
she is a witch.
CROWD: Are there? What are they?
BEDEMIR: Tell me, what do you do with witches?
VILLAGER #2: Burn!
CROWD: Burn, burn them up!
BEDEMIR: And what do you burn apart from witches?
VILLAGER #1: More witches!
VILLAGER #2: Wood!
BEDEMIR: So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?
BEDEMIR: Good!
CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...
BEDEMIR: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.
BEDEMIR: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?
VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.
BEDEMIR: Does wood sink in water?
VILLAGER #1: No, no.
VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!
VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!
CROWD: The pond!
BEDEMIR: What also floats in water?
VILLAGER #1: Bread!
VILLAGER #2: Apples!
VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!
VILLAGER #1: Cider!
VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!
VILLAGER #1: Cherries!
VILLAGER #2: Mud!
VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!
VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!
ARTHUR: A duck.
CROWD: Oooh.
BEDEMIR: Exactly! So, logically...,
VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of
wood.
BEDEMIR: And therefore--?
VILLAGER #1: A witch!
CROWD: A witch!
BEDEMIR: We shall use my largest scales!
[yelling]
BEDEMIR: Right, remove the supports!
[whop]
[creak]
CROWD: A witch! A witch!
WITCH: It's a fair cop.
CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: Sentrosi2121
Found here.
snip

haha, look at the scales after they take the duck and girl off

 

[DangerAardvark]

This movie is literally THE funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Tell me, what do YOU find funny?

 

[amol]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
This movie is literally THE funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Tell me, what do YOU find funny?

pretty much everything

and of course, it needs the british accent

wouldn't be funny without it

 

[Kelemvor]

Have you not seen it before? I've seen that movie dozens of times over the past 10-15 years. Even named my XBox live account and my Worms 3D team after Holy Grail stuff. heh.

Best quote in the movie:

"She got Huuuuge.... Tracks of Land...."

 

[smc13]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I've given up on trying to find MPatHG funny. sober, drunk, high, I just can't get past the sheer stupidity.

there's something wrong with me

How can you not find the movie funny?!? You need to get your funny bone replaced!

 

[JackStorm]

If you liked this movie, then you're sure to like 'Life of Brian' (Which is better in my opinion).

 

[alien42]

i fart in your general direction!

 

[sonoma1993]

my brother has that movie but id havent watchted it yet.

 

[Kibbo]

You don't get to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
We are the Knights who say "NEEEEE"!

its "Ni"

 

[loic2003]

Originally posted by: Amol

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
This movie is literally THE funniest thing I've ever witnessed. Tell me, what do YOU find funny?

pretty much everything

and of course, it needs the british accent

wouldn't be funny without it

bitish comedy >> *