looks like the mods are waiting for this guy to buy the rope, one tree and a tall horse.
Even so, there aren't many good NEW life hacks (probably including this one). But . . . i can attest to to at least the partial legitness of this one.
Beyond being very slippery, which given the nature of porcelain can't be of significant advantage, it also tends to aggressively break down any fats. And unless you're a herbivore (fiber, fiber . . ) , that's probably what's holding your shit together. So when you loosen that shit up and the rest of the shit might follow. OK, I'll stop now.
If for some reason what you've got is some rock hard shit (stopping, 5, 4, 3 . . . done), then it's time to start thinking about your OTHER favorite snake. We'll cover that tomorrow in our continuing series How to Play with Things but seem like you're not - fecal intransigence Part Deux.