just came back from a nudie bar

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
I thought all nude bars are illegal in the U.S.? Sorry, guess i'm just not informed

All-Nude = no alcohol. At least that's the way it works in LA.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)

i have also found though that generally the really hot girls, like playboy material hot, dont' do all those tricks. i wish i knew of a place that did though. anyways, what is this ping pong trick you guys speak of? I enjoy ping pong.

Apparently Winona Ryder is an expert...

??

I think he's referring to South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. At the USO show Winona Ryder performs a ping pong ball trick!


: ) Amanda

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
I thought all nude bars are illegal in the U.S.? Sorry, guess i'm just not informed

All-Nude = no alcohol. At least that's the way it works in LA.

Yikes, I had no idea it was so much different there.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)

i have also found though that generally the really hot girls, like playboy material hot, dont' do all those tricks. i wish i knew of a place that did though. anyways, what is this ping pong trick you guys speak of? I enjoy ping pong.

Apparently Winona Ryder is an expert...

??

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: SherEPunjab

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
sherepunjab, it'll depend on how expensive the strip club is. generally the more expensive, the better the girls.

how did you see ping pong tricks in the US? i thought it was a bangkok thing. (i know this because i was in thailand 5 months ago)

i have also found though that generally the really hot girls, like playboy material hot, dont' do all those tricks. i wish i knew of a place that did though. anyways, what is this ping pong trick you guys speak of? I enjoy ping pong.

Apparently Winona Ryder is an expert...

??

I think he's referring to South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. At the USO show Winona Ryder performs a ping pong ball trick!


: ) Amanda

Points for you

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Points for you

YAY!! I love that movie!


: ) Amanda

 

[wiredspider]

:Q

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: silverpig

Points for you

YAY!! I love that movie!


: ) Amanda

Haha, no way. That's sweet. Every girl I show that movie to is, for some reason, completely disgusted. Finally, there's one of you

Oh sh!t the stick is on fire! The stick is on fire!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: silverpig

Points for you

YAY!! I love that movie!


: ) Amanda

Haha, no way. That's sweet. Every girl I show that movie to is, for some reason, completely disgusted. Finally, there's one of you

Oh sh!t the stick is on fire! The stick is on fire!

Hahahaha! I love that part! Cartman is hillarious. Only he would beat his burning friend with a stick, after betting him he couldn't light his fart on fire. Classic!


: ) Amanda

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Sysadmin
Wait till you see one of them grab the money out of your hand not using her mouth,hands or feet


Sysadmin

:Q

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

Does anyone know why the fvck they banned lap dances in LA??

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: NutBucket

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
I thought all nude bars are illegal in the U.S.? Sorry, guess i'm just not informed

All-Nude = no alcohol. At least that's the way it works in LA.

It's the same in Dallas. Oh, if any of you come to Dallas, check out a place called the Clubhouse. It's BYOB all nude and the girls are smokin. The place is also partly owned by Vinnie from Pantera.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
Hahahaha! I love that part! Cartman is hillarious. Only he would beat his burning friend with a stick, after betting him he couldn't light his fart on fire. Classic!


: ) Amanda

There are so many good parts... I have almost the entire script memorized from watching it so many times.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: xxAgentCowxx
Does anyone know why the fvck they banned lap dances in LA??

I thought that got shot down at the last minute?

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
she shot it across the room and almost hit me. she also shot golf balls, but that didn't have much distance. oh yea.. she also smoked a cigar with it.... wtf...

Golf balls? :Q

Talk about a driving range! lol!

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
I thought all nude bars are illegal in the U.S.? Sorry, guess i'm just not informed

depends on the area. in vegas u can even have hookers

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: Omegachi
she shot it across the room and almost hit me. she also shot golf balls, but that didn't have much distance. oh yea.. she also smoked a cigar with it.... wtf...

:Q

can't even do that with my mouth


hehehe

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Omegachi
she shot it across the room and almost hit me. she also shot golf balls, but that didn't have much distance. oh yea.. she also smoked a cigar with it.... wtf...

How the hell do they get enough air pressure there?

 

[silverpig]

Strong lower ab muscles... Kinda gets you thinking...

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Strong lower ab muscles... Kinda gets you thinking...

I believe it would be the PC muscle.

 

[jagr10]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Thank god there's no such thing as a "topless only club" here

And if you go do a decent club, all the girls are HOT. It's only the grungy ones that have not so hot chicks.

True. It depends on where you go. The better ones will usually charge more.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: silverpig
Strong lower ab muscles... Kinda gets you thinking...

I believe it would be the PC muscle.

i believe they are called the kagal muscles. trained for better fun hold back pee and your using that muscle. trainable on guys too for err more control

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MartyTheManiak

Originally posted by: Omegachi
she shot it across the room and almost hit me. she also shot golf balls, but that didn't have much distance. oh yea.. she also smoked a cigar with it.... wtf...

How the hell do they get enough air pressure there?

Was the green well trimmed?

This thread is like a car wreck,I don't want to look but I can't stop myself

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Reliant

Originally posted by: Sysadmin
Wait till you see one of them grab the money out of your hand not using her mouth,hands or feet


Sysadmin

Ah, the memories.

Don't you mean, "Ah, the mammaries..."

 

[eakers]

ping pong balls?!

thats a talent i need to develop

hahahaha