just bought this for my ex girlfriend.....

[Fritzo]

A girl is like a bus. Never chase after either of them because you'll be left in the dust.

 

[Bill Brasky]

Boy that was dumb. Hope you haven't given it to her yet....

 

[Cooler]

Only way you will ever get an ex girlfriend back is if you
A. win the lotto for huge amount of money.
B. gain major political power.
C. become a movie star.
And even in those cases she will never love you. You just gave $400 away and you will not get anything in return. You could have spent that money on 3-4 nice dates with other women who may actual enjoy your company. I hope the results of the lesson will teach to not chase after ex girlfriends ever.

 

[Triforceofcourage]

Originally posted by: Cooler
Only way you will ever get an ex girlfriend back is if you
A. win the lotto for huge amount of money.
B. gain major political power.
C. become a movie star.
And even in those cases she will never love you. You just gave $400 away and you will not get anything in return. You could have spent that money on 3-4 nice dates with other women who may actual enjoy your company. I hope the results of the lesson will teach to not chase after ex girlfriends ever.

Wrong, become her friend and let her see you dating other people. Hell make it up, just let her think you are dating other people and the jealousy she feels will bring her back to you. Whether you want her back because of this is your choice.

 

[AbAbber2k]

Chump. Or shens.

 

[bennylong]

I call Shen!!!

No one can be that dumb.

 

[EGGO]

No effin way. I refuse to accept your logic exists.

 

[Skunkwourk]

but its still over, so stop trying to buy her back.

 

[BigBadBiologist]

Originally posted by: shinzwei
bump

I really hope you were intending to bump a FS/Ft thread. If not, the shens alarm just went off for good because nobody would bump themselves up here to get more abuse.

And here I thought I was a dumbass for getting my ex an Inspiron 9300.... oh wait. That's dumbass-er.

 

[mikej007]

What are you, some kind of maroon?

 

[daveymark]

it'll be just like the commercial, you'll get up in the middle of the night, sneak downstairs, snatch it from the grandfather clock, tiptoe back upstairs so she doesn't wake up, then put it around her neck as she's sleeping. Only this time, instead of smiling, she'll scream "what the fvck are you doing in my house" and proceed to notify the judge that you've violated the terms of the restraining order

:music: every kiss begins with kay :music:

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[darkeneddays]

http://www.despair.com/persistence.html

 

[Dudewithoutapet]

Originally posted by: Aimster
are you kiddding me?

go use that $399 and buy yourself something. Jerk off instead and you'll be happier

You give her this gift she'll be like "smile thanks" and continue to not call you. Youll feel stupid and get depressed.

So very sad, but so very much more true.

 

[Qacer]

Is she your ex?

From Tampa Forums:

Don't have a pic of it, but I got a big fat check from my dad. Which I spent on my kids. But they will be happy. Oh, and my ex sent me some earrings and a ring, which I will be returning to the store! The idiot sent the receipt in case I didn't like them. So I don't even have to settle for store credit.