Just bought one of those electro-shock muscle sitmulators, if you have no experience in them, don't reply.

[Beau]

IT'S NOT AN INFOMERCIAL ONE!!!, it's a high-grade ($350) machine. Kinda cool. I have it on my chest right now while I am typing -- it's making it pretty difficult to do so. Anyone have experience with these for muscle growth?

This is the one I got

 

[FoBoT]

those things scare me

probably because i was an electrician in the Navy and got shocked too many times

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
those things scare me probably because i was an electrician in the Navy and got shocked too many times

I can see that.. it feels pretty weird, but neat at the same time.

 

[Frosty3799]

Originally posted by: Beau6183
It's not one of those infomercial ones, it's a high-grade ($350) machine. Kinda cool. I have it on my chest right now while I am typing -- it's making it pretty difficult to do so. Anyone have experience with these for muscle growth?

i hear the only people they work for is people who do nothing

 

[UltraQuiet]

It's not one of those infomercial ones, it's a high-grade ($350) machine. Kinda cool. I have it on my chest right now while I am typing -- it's making it pretty difficult to do so. Anyone have experience with these for muscle growth?

ROFLMAO. If you had the money to burn you could of just sent it to me.

 

[LordJezo]

They are loads of crap and just about every one is under investigation by the FDA (or one of those government things) for fraud.

They have been proven to do nothing at all for muscle growth and are pretty much a scam... story made the news a few weeks ago about the investigation and such.


Hope you enjoy it for $350.

 

[Viper GTS]

I'll shock you with a taser for free if you'd like.

Viper GTS

 

[gooneygoon]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: FoBoT
those things scare me probably because i was an electrician in the Navy and got shocked too many times

I can see that.. it feels pretty weird, but neat at the same time.

Wait till you discover putting it down there you'll never take it off.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I'll shock you with a taser for free if you'd like. Viper GTS

Lol I've already done that. Never, ever, ever again!

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Frosty3799

Originally posted by: Beau6183 It's not one of those infomercial ones, it's a high-grade ($350) machine. Kinda cool. I have it on my chest right now while I am typing -- it's making it pretty difficult to do so. Anyone have experience with these for muscle growth?

i hear the only people they work for is people who do nothing

I'm using it for in the evenings. I just got back from an hour-long workout at the gym, but I wanted to see if I could bulk up a little quicker.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: DaveSohmer

It's not one of those infomercial ones, it's a high-grade ($350) machine. Kinda cool. I have it on my chest right now while I am typing -- it's making it pretty difficult to do so. Anyone have experience with these for muscle growth?

ROFLMAO. If you had the money to burn you could of just sent it to me.

It has a 60 money back guarantee, so I figure I'm safe trying it out.

 

[handoverfist]

My "ripped" friend said that he used it, and that it only benefited people whose muscles were strong enough to handle it. Sounds like crap to me...

 

[Shelly21]

I have to agree with others.... I think you just got ripped...
Should've send the cash to "Buy Shelly a Bowflex" fund.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I'm have to agree with others.... I think you just got ripped... Should've send the cash to "Buy Shelly a Bowflex" fund.

I'm telling you shelly, the bowflex is horrible.

And I have a 60 day money-back guarantee. Besides, I'm not trying to lose weight/burn fat. I'm only using it for muscle growth/definition. Hell, I have 2% body fat.

 

[LordJezo]

Speak of the devil.. ABC news has something about these things today. Got a 0 star rating.

Might make you want to return it... click at your own risk dude.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: LordJezo
Speak of the devil.. ABC news has something about these things today. Got a 0 star rating. Might make you want to return it... click at your own risk dude.

That would affect me more if it was the kind that I have, but it's one of the little cheapy crap easy abs. The one I bought is physical therapy grade.

 

[Tominator]

You are damn right they are good for muscle growth! It cost money and you have to make it back in work 'cause you bought the POS! You'll lose weight too!

 

[Beau]

All right, All right... It's crap. But I'm gonna use it for the next month and see what happens to me. Then I'll report back and let you know what my results were.

 

[Nefrodite]

heh, the only thing its good for.. move it down, way down sweet electro stimulation hehe

 

[911paramedic]

The only time I used them was in physical therapy after my shoulder/knee operations.

The infomercial units got recalled you know...

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: 911paramedic
The only time I used them was in physical therapy after my shoulder/knee operations. The infomercial units got recalled you know...

IT'S NOT AN INFOMERCIAL ONE! Jeez!

 

[Maggotry]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: Shelly21
I'm have to agree with others.... I think you just got ripped... Should've send the cash to "Buy Shelly a Bowflex" fund.

I'm telling you shelly, the bowflex is horrible.

And I have a 60 day money-back guarantee. Besides, I'm not trying to lose weight/burn fat. I'm only using it for muscle growth/definition. Hell, I have 2% body fat.

You DO NOT have 2% body fat! The most elite bodybuilders have around 4% to 7% and that's just for contests. You need to post some pics of your 2% body fat physique!

Shelly, I have a bowflex and I think it's great. It's not a substitute for freeweights, but if you want something to use around the house for general exercise, it's great.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Maggotry

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: Shelly21 I'm have to agree with others.... I think you just got ripped... Should've send the cash to "Buy Shelly a Bowflex" fund.

I'm telling you shelly, the bowflex is horrible. And I have a 60 day money-back guarantee. Besides, I'm not trying to lose weight/burn fat. I'm only using it for muscle growth/definition. Hell, I have 2% body fat.

You DO NOT have 2% body fat! The most elite bodybuilders have around 4% to 7% and that's just for contests. You need to post some pics of your 2% body fat physique! Shelly, I have a bowflex and I think it's great. It's not a substitute for freeweights, but if you want something to use around the house for general exercise, it's great.

According to the analysis my gym did, I have 2.4%.

6'0" - 155 lbs, 21yo. Skin/bone/muscle. No fat.

 

[Madcowz]

I think at 2% you're supposed to be dead, so no, I SERIOUSLY doubt you have 2% body fat.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

If you can see every single muscle fiber and vein in your body - you probably have 2% bodyfat. Otherwise, I'll call BS. And if you're talking about those cheap plastic calipers the gym uses - that's pretty unreliable. You have any pictures of you without a shirt on? (I've seen a picture of this guy with 2% bodyfat in a magazine once - looked like his skin was literally going to rip off)