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Just attended a meeting, totally high

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swbsam

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I know "save it for your blog!" but I found it funny enough to share.

I was feeling sluggish all day so got some over the counter energy pills from the grocery store. I never had them before so my body did not.. Appreciate .. the pills - I feel both stoned and jittery at the same time.

My boss pulls me into a meeting and I'm told to present the current progress for a site I'm working on. I do the presentation, very much under the influence, but get through it. The president of the company then asks me to attend lunch with them (which is a big honor and rare around here), and then asks me to develop another site for them, which is a pretty big deal....

I guess hyper/jittery is good sometimes! I even joked about being drunk during lunch, because I was shaking so bad that I dropped my chop sticks.
 
I'll use this excuse the next time I come back from lunch drunk.

"I'm not drunk you bishh, it was energy pills!!"
 
Originally posted by: zerocool1
obligatory save it for your blog.

how many did you take. do you take much caffeine usually?
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I actually have become a big wuss when it comes to caffeine - I used to drink 6 cups of coffee a day but lost the taste for it after I quit smoking. Now a cup of coffee keeps me up all day, but I wasn't in the mood for a hot beverage.

I took 2 pills, they have ephedra in them so I'm guessing that's why my fingers are twitchy
 
Originally posted by: ggnl
I'll use this excuse the next time I come back from lunch drunk.

"I'm not drunk you bishh, it was energy pills!!"
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ROFLROFL...

only problem with energy pills is the down they have.

Remember like all things in life, what goes up must come down.
 
Kinda sucks that some drugs are legal while others are not..

I can't take a 5minute break to go puff a joint but my coworkers can stand around outside sucking up nicotine like there's no tomorrow. Pretty much any adult can drink themselves nearly to the point of liver failure at night and go into work the next day and laugh about it with the boss with no problems, but I smoke a little weed, it shows up on piss test 3 weeks later and I'm looking for a new job.


edit: Yes, I'm jealous.
 
Originally posted by: swbsam
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My boss pulls me into a meeting and I'm told to present the current progress for a site I'm working on. I do the presentation, very much under the influence, but get through it. The president of the company then asks me to attend lunch with them (which is a big honor and rare around here), and then asks me to develop another site for them, which is a pretty big deal....
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He was just hoping to score some of that awesome shit you were amped up on.


 
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