A policeman is walking his beat when he finds a totally drunk
man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and
holding his car keys in his hands. He's moaning something about
'They took my car!'.
Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a
real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the
man.
"What seems to be the trouble sir?"
"My car, it was right here on the end of my key, and those
bastards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God,
it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it
and it was right here; right on my key!
"OK, OK, stand up, let's get some more information. (he stands
the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out).
"Er . . excuse me sir, but your thing is hanging out, would you
please put that thing away!"
The man looks down, sees his penis hanging there and screams,
"Oh my God! they stole my girlfriend too!"
man collapsed against a building, weeping uncontrollably and
holding his car keys in his hands. He's moaning something about
'They took my car!'.
Seeing he is quite well dressed, the cop thinks he may have a
real case of theft on his hands and proceeds to question the
man.
"What seems to be the trouble sir?"
"My car, it was right here on the end of my key, and those
bastards stole it! Please ossifer, get my Porsche back. My God,
it was right on the end of my key! Where is it? They stole it
and it was right here; right on my key!
"OK, OK, stand up, let's get some more information. (he stands
the man up, and notices his penis is hanging out).
"Er . . excuse me sir, but your thing is hanging out, would you
please put that thing away!"
The man looks down, sees his penis hanging there and screams,
"Oh my God! they stole my girlfriend too!"
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