Jury Duty

[theknight571]

The last time I went for jury duty, the judge offered to pick up one of the potential jurors in the morning and bring him in, then take him home later in the day. lol

This judge had a response to each and every excuse.

The only person that got out of it without being dismissed by one of the attorneys was someone that was let go for religious reasons... but even they had to provide documentation from their church office as proof. (I forget what religion it is)

 

[miri]

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[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug

Originally posted by: XZeroII

Well I got a letter today for Jury Duty but I don't understand I don't have a drivers license.

Maybe not knowing how to use a COMMA will excuse you from Jury duty.

It's the difference between:
"Let's eat, Grandma"
and
"Lets eat Grandma"

Big difference...

ROFL. 10/10

"I helped my uncle, Jack, off a horse."

Remove the commas and read it again.