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Jurassic World?

I would have thought that a far better advert for the new film would be to make Jurassic Park 1 available for free viewing online for x days, rather than making a content-free 'teaser trailer'.
 
I think in the new movie, they'll go a different direction and everything will work and the park will be a huge success!
 
Is this like the 4th installment now? Never seen them all except the second one in the theater. The first is and will be the best.
 
Okay, so it wasn't the second one. It was when these rich parents needed to go to Jurassic Park to find their kid.

Kinda wish we lived in San Diego instead of riverside. 🙁 Of all the years we lived in Cali. I never been there. So I just recently seen it on Google Street View.
 
Jurassic World storyline is so cliche and awful. I am completely sick of the same white, heteronormative love story being shoved down my throat by Hollywood. I can't watch a movie about dinosaurs running on a rampage in a park without them forcing a pasty male and a pasty female into a no-chemistry, forced-smile, by-the-way romantic subplot. I have probably seen forty-five variations of the same bland ****ing couple falling in love. Oh wait! Now they're falling in love during WAR TIME. SO ORIGINAL. BUT WAIT. NOW THEY'RE SEPARATED BECAUSE OF LIGHT-HEARTED EMBARRASSING MISUNDERSTANDINGS. ****ING DELIGHTFUL. GOD

This is why Jurassic Park is waay better and the best in the series. None of this horrible predictable love during chaos routine.

Thank God that Star Wars' first films are the best in each saga - Phantom Menace, A New Hope, The Force Awakens.
 
Ichinisan said:
"🙄" was my reaction too. Dinosaurs weren't interesting enough?

What reason did the scientists have to waste time/money/resources to create a new dinosaur? Just...because?

Maybe they'll say it was a cloning mix-up accident or something.
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Yogurt told you why decades ago; the quest for more money.
 
It's Not Lupus said:
Jurassic World storyline is so cliche and awful. I am completely sick of the same white, heteronormative love story being shoved down my throat by Hollywood. I can't watch a movie about dinosaurs running on a rampage in a park without them forcing a pasty male and a pasty female into a no-chemistry, forced-smile, by-the-way romantic subplot. I have probably seen forty-five variations of the same bland ****ing couple falling in love. Oh wait! Now they're falling in love during WAR TIME. SO ORIGINAL. BUT WAIT. NOW THEY'RE SEPARATED BECAUSE OF LIGHT-HEARTED EMBARRASSING MISUNDERSTANDINGS. ****ING DELIGHTFUL. GOD

This is why Jurassic Park is waay better and the best in the series. None of this horrible predictable love during chaos routine.

Thank God that Star Wars' first films are the best in each saga - Phantom Menace, A New Hope, The Force Awakens.
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Shit, you better keep it down. You're gonna wake your parents. They can hear your typing through the floorboards, son.
 
It's Not Lupus said:
Jurassic World storyline is so cliche and awful. I am completely sick of the same white, heteronormative love story being shoved down my throat by Hollywood. I can't watch a movie about dinosaurs running on a rampage in a park without them forcing a pasty male and a pasty female into a no-chemistry, forced-smile, by-the-way romantic subplot. I have probably seen forty-five variations of the same bland ****ing couple falling in love. Oh wait! Now they're falling in love during WAR TIME. SO ORIGINAL. BUT WAIT. NOW THEY'RE SEPARATED BECAUSE OF LIGHT-HEARTED EMBARRASSING MISUNDERSTANDINGS. ****ING DELIGHTFUL. GOD

This is why Jurassic Park is waay better and the best in the series. None of this horrible predictable love during chaos routine.

Thank God that Star Wars' first films are the best in each saga - Phantom Menace, A New Hope, The Force Awakens.
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It's Not Lupus said:
Thank God that Star Wars' first films are the best in each saga - Phantom Menace, A New Hope, The Force Awakens.
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Not sure what this has to do with your point, or Jurassic Park, but isn't it a little premature to call The Force Awakens the best in each saga when it's the ONLY one in that saga so far?
 
gorcorps said:
Not sure what this has to do with your point, or Jurassic Park, but isn't it a little premature to call The Force Awakens the best in each saga when it's the ONLY one in that saga so far?
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well hang on a sec, give the guy some credit. he might be an expert in the premature.
 
Ichinisan said:
"🙄" was my reaction too. Dinosaurs weren't interesting enough?

What reason did the scientists have to waste time/money/resources to create a new dinosaur? Just...because?

Maybe they'll say it was a cloning mix-up accident or something.
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I liked your prediction here.

*SPOILERS* for those who still have yet to see it

Turned out they actually weren't interesting enough as park ticket sales were falling, so they needed bigger/scarier shit for kids to see. In fact, they actually weren't making dinosaurs at all, just monsters that looked like dinosaurs. Ret-cons why velociraptors were 6 feet tall.
 
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