Jumbo squids attack Greenpeace submarine

[unokitty]

Jumbo squids attack Greenpeace submarine

People in charge of the submarine try to frighten the beast away by shining a bright light at the squid, which only enrages it further and prompts a second attack.


If I was rooting for the squid, would that make me a bad man?

Uno

 

[smackababy]

I am just curious if one can eat giant squid, because I certainly want to!

 

[piasabird]

It is rare to encounter a live giant squid. The subs are little mini-subs, and the squid are just overly large about 6 foot at maximum. Maybe the color of the sub makes it appear as a predator.

 

[Strk]

I am just curious if one can eat giant squid, because I certainly want to!

Not exactly

They can definitely drown you and take parts of you, but a squid brain is shaped like a doughnut and the esophagus runs right through it, so even a giant squid can't bit anything bigger than its beak.

It is rare to encounter a live giant squid.

These aren't giants, but Humboldt. They're still a good size squid though.

 

[lopri]

I love squids. Wish they had less cholesterol.

 

[smackababy]

Not exactly

They can definitely drown you and take parts of you, but a squid brain is shaped like a doughnut and the esophagus runs right through it, so even a giant squid can't bit anything bigger than its beak.

Your reply, in the context of mine, makes zero sense.

 

[drebo]

Holy shit, it's a huge squid attacking us! Wait, let me pull out my PHONE and start up VINE so I can take a shitty, disjointed, shakey 6 second video!

What the fuck is wrong with people?

 

[DrPizza]

Squid are obviously smart. Japanese hunt whales. Whales eat giant squid. Greenpeace stops the Japanese. It's in the squid's best interest to stop Greenpeace.

 

[Strk]

Your reply, in the context of mine, makes zero sense.

It does if you misread what you wrote! I read it as if you can get eaten by one, not eat.... doh