Judge on trial for masterbating with penis pump in the courtroom!

Bumrush99

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Penis Pump Judge

This is one of the funniest news stories I have read in long time!! :D I wonder if the defendants in these cases are going to call for aquital due to this.
 

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It's possible, seeing as how the incidents were during murder cases. Very probable that he actually "gets off" from controlling a matter of life and death.
 

Bumrush99

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My favorite lines :D

admission of 180 hours of courtroom tapes they said contained the whooshing sound of the penis pump in use.

he masturbated with a penis pump under his robe while presiding over two murder trials and a civil trial in 2003.


 

Bumrush99

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I thought the sex offender law was only for people that molested or raped other people? Masterbation is now a crime punishable by 10 years in prison? Did people actually see him doing it or is it just the one eyewitness they mentioned?
 

TheAdvocate

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I've thought this case was ridiculous for a while. The judge should be fired and publicly humiliated, possibly forfeiting his pension and any other future benefits, but criminal prosecution is a little harsh for an essentially victimless crime.
 

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He loved seeing witnesses get pumped for information.

Declare a mistrial. The defendents might get off by this stroke of good luck.
 

calvinbiss

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I saw this on court tv last night. It happened in Jan 2005, he pleaded not guilty and is awaiting trial.