Judge on trial for masterbating with penis pump in the courtroom!

[Bumrush99]

Penis Pump Judge

This is one of the funniest news stories I have read in long time!! I wonder if the defendants in these cases are going to call for aquital due to this.

 

[SVT Cobra]

didnt this same thing happen like a year ago?

wow :Q

 

[Crono]

<vomit>

 

[SeaMonki]

haha that is some desperation to release his sexual buildup

 

[Bumrush99]

Maybe it is the same case? The allegations are from 2003

 

[maziwanka]

i highly doubt this is true.

its dispicable that the prosecution would even bring this case

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Maybe it is the same case? The allegations are from 2003

I think that might be it

 

[mobobuff]

It's possible, seeing as how the incidents were during murder cases. Very probable that he actually "gets off" from controlling a matter of life and death.

 

[Bumrush99]

My favorite lines

admission of 180 hours of courtroom tapes they said contained the whooshing sound of the penis pump in use.

he masturbated with a penis pump under his robe while presiding over two murder trials and a civil trial in 2003.

 

[conjur]

Here's an archived thread:
http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...hreadid=1338400&enterthread=y&arctab=y

 

[Mucho]

That was a long time ago

 

[Pliablemoose]

If convicted, Thompson would face up to 10 years in prison and a $20,000 fine on each charge and would have to register as a sex offender upon his release.

 

[Bumrush99]

I thought the sex offender law was only for people that molested or raped other people? Masterbation is now a crime punishable by 10 years in prison? Did people actually see him doing it or is it just the one eyewitness they mentioned?

 

[TheAdvocate]

I've thought this case was ridiculous for a while. The judge should be fired and publicly humiliated, possibly forfeiting his pension and any other future benefits, but criminal prosecution is a little harsh for an essentially victimless crime.

 

[0roo0roo]

so old

 

[remagavon]

Masturbating.

 

[frankgomez75]

Damn! This fool couldn't wait til he got home!
Must've been some hotties in the courtroom?

 

[imported_Reck]

one of the funniest things i've ever heard.

 

[Triumph]

He loved seeing witnesses get pumped for information.

Declare a mistrial. The defendents might get off by this stroke of good luck.

 

[Phoenix86]

I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

 

[calvinbiss]

I saw this on court tv last night. It happened in Jan 2005, he pleaded not guilty and is awaiting trial.

 

[mdchesne]

EUGH! *hurl*

EUGH* dry hurl!*