Judge Masturbated During Trial

[JeffreyLebowski]

"I oh, OH, OH, OH, OH bject"
"You can't object sir, you're the judge."

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
"I oh, OH, OH, OH, OH bject"
"You can't object sir, you're the judge."

 

[HN]

is it really exposure if he was behind the bench? i mean, come on people!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

IIRC his court reporter said she'd seen him expose himself, including, in one instance, while he was shaving his scrotum during a trial. Only in Oklahoma!

 

[LeiZaK]

Originally posted by: Hossenfeffer
oy

Oy!

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: intogamer

Originally posted by: RaistlinZ
I guess when the bailiff says, "All rise" he's doesn't just mean the jury.

:laugh:

LMAO

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: DonVito
IIRC his court reporter said she'd seen him expose himself, including, in one instance, while he was shaving his scrotum during a trial. Only in Oklahoma!

Lawyer: I OBJECT YOUR HONOR!!!
Judge: SHIIT! You just made me cut my scrotum

Somehow, I have a hard time believing a judge is able to shave during court...

 

[intogamer]

I wonder how boring does it get in Court...

 

[Perknose]

Approach the bench! :shocked:

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: Snagle
what is our country coming to when a judge cant even rub one out from the privacy of his own bench.....

 

[DigDug]

Could you imagine the motion for appeal?

"Why should we grant you appeal? Because you were convicted?"

"No, because the trial judge was stroking himself during the cross-examination."

"Granted."

 

[intogamer]

It probably got jizzy down on the bench

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: Snagle
what is our country coming to when a judge cant even rub one out from the privacy of his own bench.....

Because it's OK to spy on American's during a time of war! :shocked:

 

[Nocturnal]

I heard about this. That's pretty sickening.

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I heard about this. That's pretty sickening.

I'm sure everybody has done it

 

[GoPackGo]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal
I heard about this. That's pretty sickening.

But prison and labeled a sex offender?

Come on!!! :roll:

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Hexx
Wow, I can't believe this is real.

 

[The Linuxator]

I still can't believe this happened, just WOW!!

 

[SagaLore]

I don't understand. The President can have sex while on the job, why can't a Judge?

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't understand. The President can have sex while on the job, why can't a Judge?

The President did it in the privacy of his office with the willing party. The judge is charged with indecent exposure for doing it in a courtroom full of people.

 

[GoPackGo]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't understand. The President can have sex while on the job, why can't a Judge?

The President did it in the privacy of his office with the willing party. The judge is charged with indecent exposure for doing it in a courtroom full of people.

But the courtroom didn't witness his actions only a few people

 

[Engineer]

Originally posted by: GoPackGo

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't understand. The President can have sex while on the job, why can't a Judge?

The President did it in the privacy of his office with the willing party. The judge is charged with indecent exposure for doing it in a courtroom full of people.

But the courtroom didn't witness his actions only a few people

Only takes one for indecent exposure.

 

[The Linuxator]

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: GoPackGo

Originally posted by: Engineer

Originally posted by: SagaLore
I don't understand. The President can have sex while on the job, why can't a Judge?

The President did it in the privacy of his office with the willing party. The judge is charged with indecent exposure for doing it in a courtroom full of people.

But the courtroom didn't witness his actions only a few people

Only takes one for indecent exposure.

I think you have a point there.