Jordan (big boobs) wants Keira (no boobs) to play her

[bacon333]

Here's the article from Wampoon:

Jordan wants Keira Knightley to play her on the silver screen:

"The film of my life is definitely happening. I'd like someone like Keira Knightley to play me - she's stunning and a very good actress. I'd want someone quite high profile like her doing it."

The only way Keira's going to play Jordan is if there's a scene where Jordan's boobs are sliced off by a drunken pirate, causing her to not eat for a hundred years. Jordan's got a 36FF rack and Keira's still in her training bra, and as good an actress as Keira is, she can't act herself a pair of tits. That'd be a different movie altogether.

visualization

 

[tfinch2]

Time for some implants, stat!

 

[BoldAsLove]

knightley has boobs in pirates...its hollywood...they can do anything.

 

[MisterJackson]

CGI friends....C....G....I.....

 

[schneiderguy]

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
knightley has boobs in pirates...its hollywood...they can do anything.

how did they do that anyway? 😕

 

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
knightley has boobs in pirates...its hollywood...they can do anything.

how did they do that anyway? 😕

What is there was all pushed up... and even then my miniscule pecs were gargantuan in comparison 😱

 

[EKKC]

jordan is a stupid whor3 anyway, people actually listen to what she says?
i'd be more interested in the sound of those 2 melons hitting each other when she walks.

 

[randay]

I thought there was gonna be lesbians. What a disappointment.

 

[ElFenix]

1) i don't know who jordan is
2) i can see her nipple in that shot at the bottom. the right one.

 

[Howard]

Who's Jordan?

EDIT: and why should we care?

 

[randomlinh]

yeah, who is Jordon other than some big boobed internet chick... that's all i know of her... didn't know a film would be made of her...

 

[Chunkee]

JORDAN PRICE

do a google image search

JORDAN KATIE PRICE

 

[Baked]

That's not a real woman, it's a robot w/ big fake titties. :barf;

 

[imported_LoKe]

Jordan is Katie Price, she poses nude and I'm not sure if she's a porn star or not.

That being said; I knew a Katie Price in High School, and she too was hot.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
JORDAN PRICE

do a google image search

JORDAN KATIE PRICE

and turn off safesearch filtering.

😀

 

[Journer]

wtf role does she play anyways?

 

[Chunkee]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chunkee
JORDAN PRICE

do a google image search

JORDAN KATIE PRICE

and turn off safesearch filtering.

😀

yes

Jordan "JUGGS O PLENTY" Price

she has some massive goo slopes

geesh

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chunkee
JORDAN PRICE

do a google image search

JORDAN KATIE PRICE

and turn off safesearch filtering.

😀

SFW? 😀

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: schneiderguy

Originally posted by: BoldAsLove
knightley has boobs in pirates...its hollywood...they can do anything.

how did they do that anyway? 😕

What is there was all pushed up... and even then my miniscule pecs were gargantuan in comparison 😱

I never could figure out why they were trying to put her in a corset in the first one. There was no way she needed one.

 

[Sphexi]

Why would anybody waste money to see such a crappy movie?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chunkee
JORDAN PRICE

do a google image search

JORDAN KATIE PRICE

and turn off safesearch filtering.

😀

SFW? 😀

um, no.

 

[Pacfanweb]

Who is Jordan, and why would anyone want to see a film about her life?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Sphexi
Why would anybody waste money to see such a crappy movie?

boobs

 

[ballmode]

nothing interesting about a model...


she has other roles to look skinny in

 

[neutralizer]

Didn't Kiera Knightley have her boobs editted in King Arthur because she thought they looked too small?