Jokes

[Hyper99]

How do you like my signature?
Is it funny or not?
The truth is I am a comedian and I just love to make people laugh.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Um, I tried, I really did, but dude, I couldn't laugh at that. You on the otherhand, hehehe, you're just, hahahahaha, funny-looking! Hahahahaha, Hooo hahahhahaha hehehehehehe, eh (wipes tears from eyes), sorry about that.

 

[AMDJunkie]

When you hear that coming from Paulson, you know that you're terrible at comedy.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Yes, mentioning Paulson will get you laughs everytime, him being the ass of all jokes.

 

[AMDJunkie]

I'm sure flashing those chubby cheeks to Red Dawn will get him off your back.

 

[chipbgt]

no.

 

[Mday]

since i got tired of saying it, i reformatted my sig.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Seems like there's still some bad clusters, try reformatting again.

 

[Hyper99]

i guess it not stupid enought to be funny huh
such as I smack myself up right top head and it feel good!
some you guy just have a weird sense of humor im serious i have to be a retarded or something to be funny... but i wont go that far

 

[Hyper99]

well if I cant get you to I guess you just in a bad mood sorry nothing is going to make you laugh like that. especially when someone is buried 100 feet under a rock. you dont find me funny one bit do you?! but i see you constantly laugh at your own remark hmm really really weird world we live in huh? i thought i sound like i was on crack or something so there no way it ain't funny... i mean i tried really hard . oh well some of you guy just have a weird sense of humor something that funny to me is not to you and the other way around. actually I can get most people to laugh so I know I'm more of a comedian then anything else my mind is just so full of it...
most of everything I say is just so damn funny. in real life I have pushed a cart in circle around the car just to make my friend laugh.
At time I even sound funny such as;
I no speak english!
Heck even make funny faces so how far do I have to go to make some people laugh?

 

[uncouth]

Paulson, go back to being an elf. It suited you better. The cow does not.

Hyper99, good attempt at humor. I will try to stifle my burst of laughter

 

[geno]

Hyper, your sig out of control!!
It sounds like it came from a hyperactive child who missed a dose of his medication. I could just see him bouncing off the walls now "Musketeeeeeeeeeeeerrr"


oh god