Three boys walk into the office of the head priest of their catholic school. The priest asks what they have done wrong. The three boys each answer "Nothing" and the priest says in frustration. "Then go do something wrong I'm busy here."
The next day each boy is brought back seperately. The first boy walks in and the priest askes "What did you do wrong?" The boy responds, "I gutted my cat" The priest is horrified and makes a note about the boy. When he regained his composure he said "Son you are deeply disturbed and need therapy but since you confessed to me you are forgiven and may drink of the holy water."
The next boy walks in and the priest warily asks "What have you done wrong?" "I killed my mom" he responds. The priest immediately calls the police but before the boy is arrested the priest says to him "You are very deeply disturbed my son but because you have confesseed this sin you are forgiven and may drink of the holy water" As soon as he does the police escort him out of the building.
Finally the last little boy walks into the priests office. The priests asks him "And what have you done my son?" The kid replies "I peed in the holy water." To which the priest said "Thank God. You didn't do something horrific like the other two. For confessing this sin you are forgiven and may drink of the holy water once we replace it with fresh water."
Epilogue: The boys eventually accused the priest of molestation. The priest was de-frocked and died alone, riddled with the guilt of one dead woman and three molested boys on his head.
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