joke

[davee]

George Bush is in talks with Saddam Hussein. Saddam says George, Ive seen every episode of Star Trek and in it you have Klingon, Ferengi, Borg, but no muslims.
George has a frustrated look on his face and answers back, Its set in the future you stupid *$$$

 

[geno]

sorry dude, bad execution.

 

[xBopx]

thumbs down.

 

[davee]

got a better one!
George W. Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her, "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?"

And the queen says "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns, and replies, "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?"

The queen takes a little sip of tea, and says, "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle." Then the queen pushes the button on her intercom and says "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my queen?" The queen smiles at Tony and says, "Tony, answer me this, would you? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says, "Well, that would be me." The queen smiles and says, "Very good, thank you!"

So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney. "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would you ? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister... who is it?"

Dick Cheney frowns and says "Geez, I'm not sure..lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognises Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him, "Hey Colin... can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child, and it's not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell flushes, and yells back, "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!" Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney.

Bush yells right in Dick's face, "No you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: davee
George Bush is in talks with Saddam Hussein. Saddam says George, Ive seen every episode of Star Trek and in it you have Klingon, Ferengi, Borg, but no muslims.
George has a frustrated look on his face and answers back, Its set in the future you stupid *$$$

mad weak.

 

[chiwawa626]

Originally posted by: davee
got a better one!
George W. Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her, "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?"

And the queen says "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns, and replies, "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?"

The queen takes a little sip of tea, and says, "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle." Then the queen pushes the button on her intercom and says "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my queen?" The queen smiles at Tony and says, "Tony, answer me this, would you? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says, "Well, that would be me." The queen smiles and says, "Very good, thank you!"

So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney. "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would you ? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister... who is it?"

Dick Cheney frowns and says "Geez, I'm not sure..lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognises Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him, "Hey Colin... can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child, and it's not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell flushes, and yells back, "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!" Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney.

Bush yells right in Dick's face, "No you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

hah nice recovery joke 🙂

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: davee
got a better one!
George W. Bush is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her, "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?"

And the queen says "Well, the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns, and replies, "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?"

The queen takes a little sip of tea, and says, "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle." Then the queen pushes the button on her intercom and says "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
So Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my queen?" The queen smiles at Tony and says, "Tony, answer me this, would you? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without missing a beat, Tony Blair says, "Well, that would be me." The queen smiles and says, "Very good, thank you!"

So, back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney. "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would you ? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister... who is it?"

Dick Cheney frowns and says "Geez, I'm not sure..lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney goes to all his advisors, and asks everyone he can, but no one can answer it for him. Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognises Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall over. So Dick shouts over to him, "Hey Colin... can you answer this for me? Your mother and your father have a child, and it's not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"

Colin Powell flushes, and yells back, "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush, "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!" Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney.

Bush yells right in Dick's face, "No you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Heard it a long time ago, but it was Gore instead of Bush. Good one though.

 

[CraigRT]

haha!! 🙂

 

[thawolfman]

 

[davee]

another good one
Did you hear that Saddam is after murdering his wife?
Apparently he became enraged after lifting her skirt and seeing Bush!!!!!

 

[thawolfman]

Originally posted by: thawolfman

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: davee
another good one
Did you hear that Saddam is after murdering his wife?
Apparently he became enraged after lifting her skirt and seeing Bush!!!!!

decent save

 

[MikeA]

Why are there no Mexicans on Star Trek?

...They don't work in the future either.