crisscross

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Dunno, if it has been posted, did do a search and couldn't find it. so here goes.

Dear Sir,

I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I
trust the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six storey building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when
weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500 lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the
building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to
ensure a slow descent of the bricks.

You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope.
Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building.

In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as
listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.
Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience dizziness. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and severe lacerations to my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks, in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs.

I hope this answers your inquiry.
 

crisscross

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here is another

Job application question:


You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night.
You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.


2. An old friend who once saved your life.


3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about.


There can only be one passenger in your car and you can't return to the
bus stop once you have left it (I don't know why, it's just part of this
stupid question!).

Which one would you choose to offer a ride?

Think before you continue reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used
as part of a job selection process so your future could depend on how
you
answer this question.



a: You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus
you
should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he
once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him
back.


However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again.


The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming
up with his answer.


WHAT DID HE SAY? (scroll down)









He answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend, and let him
take


the old lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the
bus with the woman of my dreams." The moral of the story is that we can
gain
more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations and
"Think Outside of the Box."