Joke

[JS80]

FLAME SHIELD ON

A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don?t know where I am.

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, You?re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said, You must be a Republican. I am, replied the man. How did you know? Well, answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I?m still lost. Frankly, you?ve not been much help to me.

The man smiled and responded, You must be an Obama Democrat. I am, replied the balloonist. How did you know?

Well, said the man, you don?t know where you are or where you are going.. You?ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You?re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it?s my fault.

bonus: look up where those coordinates are

 

[Ns1]

old

 

[destrekor]

heh heh heh heh. this is quite the lasting smirk I have been left with.

 

[paulney]

When I was this young, this joke was that old.

 

[OCGuy]

lol @ liberals

 

[hiromizu]

it's always the Republicans bashing the thinking Democrats!!!!!!!11!!!

 

[Cyco]

Old joke with a new twist. I like it.

 

[TuxDave]

And... the reverse of it posted somewhere else..

 

[rivan]

OMG THAT'S SOOOOOOO FUNNY. I GET IT - REPUBLICANS NEVER OVERSTATE THE FACTS, NEVER MAKE PROMISES THEY CAN'T KEEP AND NEVER EXPECT ANYONE ELSE TO SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. IT'S THE JUXTAPOSED VALUES THAT MAKE IT FUNNY!!!!!

Oh, wait. No, none of that's right.

 

[JS80]

bonus: look up where those coordinates are

 

[joesmoke]

MY party lead by the wealthy elite is better than YOUR party lead by the wealthy elite!

zOMG teh lolz!!!

 

[zinfamous]

replace Obama with * and the joke is just as relevant.

 

[TuxDave]

Originally posted by: JS80
bonus: look up where those coordinates are

http://www52.wolframalpha.com/...2C+49.09+minutes+west+

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Old and lame.

 

[Flipped Gazelle]

In b4 the lock.

 

[CKent]

Older than old.

Did you know Laura's favorite position is on top? Apparently Bush can only fuck UP.

 

[clamum]

I ain't a liberal, but that was rather faily.

 

[yowolabi]

I don't think that taking an old joke and changing a few irrelevant words is enough to qualify as a new joke.

Therefore you get a _ / 10, and encouragement to branch out into real jokes soon.

 

[Barfo]

"Obama democrats" expect republicans to solve their problems?

OP is a retard.