One day a man was outside with his motorcycle when one of his friends comes over and notices how shiny his motorcycle is. "Wow how do you keep your motorcycle so shiny?". The man replies "It's a secret, but I'll let you in on it. I use vasoline" The other man says "Wow I'll have to get some of that". He replies "You can have some of mine" and hands him a small canister of vasoline.
The man walks off with his new can of vasoline and he is headed to his girlfriends house, where he is meeting her parents for the first time and having dinner. He meets up with his girlfriend and she warns him about something. "One thing about eating with my parents, you cannot speak during dinner. If you speak during dinner you have to do the dishes."
He arrives at his girlfriends house and all he sees is dishes. There are dishes on the floor, dishes on the table, dishes on the couch, dishes EVERYWHERE. The father and mother say hello, and the first course comes out. The man eats his first course and is starting to get sort of horny. He gives his girlfriend a wink and they have sex on the table in front of the mom and dad. Nobody says a word.
The second course comes out and everyone eats, and the man gets horny so he looks at his girlfriends mom and gives her a wink. They start having sex in front of everybody and nobody says a word. The third course comes out and they all eat. The man notices he has something in his pocket and he pulls out the can of vasoline. He gets ready to put it back in his pocket when the father stands up and says "FINE, I'LL DO THE DISHES".
The man walks off with his new can of vasoline and he is headed to his girlfriends house, where he is meeting her parents for the first time and having dinner. He meets up with his girlfriend and she warns him about something. "One thing about eating with my parents, you cannot speak during dinner. If you speak during dinner you have to do the dishes."
He arrives at his girlfriends house and all he sees is dishes. There are dishes on the floor, dishes on the table, dishes on the couch, dishes EVERYWHERE. The father and mother say hello, and the first course comes out. The man eats his first course and is starting to get sort of horny. He gives his girlfriend a wink and they have sex on the table in front of the mom and dad. Nobody says a word.
The second course comes out and everyone eats, and the man gets horny so he looks at his girlfriends mom and gives her a wink. They start having sex in front of everybody and nobody says a word. The third course comes out and they all eat. The man notices he has something in his pocket and he pulls out the can of vasoline. He gets ready to put it back in his pocket when the father stands up and says "FINE, I'LL DO THE DISHES".
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