Came in a email
>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
>married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
>quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
>
>As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass
>bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
>floated, of all things, a condom!
>
>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
>to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
>but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
>
>"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>pointing to the bowl. "
>
>"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park
>a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
>directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
>prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
>winter?"
>Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been
>married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
>
>One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
>quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
>
>As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass
>bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water
>floated, of all things, a condom!
>
>When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried
>to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater,
>but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
>
>"Miss Beatrice", he said. "I wonder if you would tell me about this?"
>pointing to the bowl. "
>
>"Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park
>a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The
>directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
>prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
>winter?"
