Two men from Oklahoma were sitting in a bar having a beer. A lady stands up and is evidently choking. One of the men looked at her and said, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no, and continues to choke, turning blue. The man takes a sip of beer and asks the woman, "Kin ya breathe?" The woman shakes her head no and continues to choke. The man takes another sip of beer, then he gets up, walks to the woman, bulls up the back of her dress, then down with the panties, then gives her butt cheek a quick lick. The woman, shocked and indignant, hacks up what she was choking on. The man goes back and sits back down. His friend turns to him and says, "Ya know, I've heard of that hind lick maneuver but I haven't seen anyone do it before."