joke

[MaverickBP]

A customer in a restaurant orders a bowl of soup. However, the customer notices that something is wrong, so he calls the waiter over.

"Can you please taste the soup?"

"What's wrong with the soup?"

"Just taste it."

"Why?"

"Just taste it."

"Sir, I..."

"Just taste it."

"Fine, I'll taste the soup. Where's the spoon?"

"Exactly! Bring me a goddamn spoon!"

 

[KLin]

Ripped from Coming to America.

 

[scorpmatt]

lol

 

[dxkj]

Originally posted by: KLin
Ripped from Coming to America.

which was ripped from an early Roman Caesar who was told this joke by a man sentenced to death who was offered freedom if he made the Caesar laugh.... actually instead of waiter they used the word servant....


I think the man got off with only his tongue being cut out so he couldn't tell any more jokes

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: dxkj
I think the man got off with only his tongue being cut out so he couldn't tell any more jokes

*Waves knive menacingly at MaverickBP*

 

[Mrvile]

MaverickBP stop trying to be Brutuskend. You will never be court jester.

 

[akubi]

bleh... one of your weak cut and pastes.

that's not a joke, it's an example of an obnoxious man.

 

[MaverickBP]

Originally posted by: Mrvile
MaverickBP stop trying to be Brutuskend. You will never be court jester.

not trying to be a court jester. i could care less about titles. im just bored and wished someone would post something funny/interesting. so i am practicing what i preach. i believe the people laughing above and below you appreciate it.