maximus maximus

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Conversation between 2 blondes..

Blond 1 : You know.. i had a real close shave with a mad bull today. I was wearing this red shirt and walking down the street and all of a sudden this bull started charging towards me.

Blond 2 : Oh my god.. what happened next?

Blond 1 : The bull slipped and fell and that gave me time to escape.

Blond 2 : Oh my god.. you are so brave.. I would have shat all over the place if i were you.

Blond 1 : I did...What do you think the bull slipped on??

:)
 

Drakkon

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stick to your day job....whcih i hope isnt comedian :p

and to save this thread:

A horse walks into a bar...bartender asks "why the long face?" :laugh:
 

blakeatwork

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Better one for you:

how do you tell an irish queer?

He prefers women over Guinness

<---Irish, and "bi-sexual"... ;)