A circus is looking for a elephant for their shows. They keep hunting and finally manage to catch a wild elephant. The problem with the elephant is that no matter how hard the trainer tried to train it to do tricks, he could not.
So the circus hires the best known trainer in town...but of no use. So the circus comes up with an idea of offering a prize to anyone who can make the elephant do tricks. So they open a contest where they would give a thousand dollars to anyone who can make the elephant stand on 2 legs.
A lot of people try their luck.. but are uanble to make the elephant do the trick. Finally a small boy nominates himself. The circus people are initially quite amazed and say that he is too young to try it. The boy says that the contest rule does not have any age criteria.
So the circus folks decide to let him try. The boy enters the arena and grabs a stool, climbs on to it and holds the elephant by its dick and starts swinging.
The elphant unable to bear the pain, stand up on its 2 legs. The circus folks tell the boy that he has cheated and cannot be given the prize. The boy says that they did not specify it in the rules that there has to be no physical contact.
So the circus folks have a discussion, and tell the boy that he can have ten thousand dollars if he made the elephant nod "yes" and "no". They also put a condition saying that there should be no physical contact this time.
The boy agrees and takes the stool again. This time he comes in fron of the elephant, climbs on the stool and talks to the elephant.
Boy : Remember me?
Elephant nods "yes".
Boy : Shall i swing holding your dick again?
Elephant nods "no".
Boy walks away with ten thousand
So the circus hires the best known trainer in town...but of no use. So the circus comes up with an idea of offering a prize to anyone who can make the elephant do tricks. So they open a contest where they would give a thousand dollars to anyone who can make the elephant stand on 2 legs.
A lot of people try their luck.. but are uanble to make the elephant do the trick. Finally a small boy nominates himself. The circus people are initially quite amazed and say that he is too young to try it. The boy says that the contest rule does not have any age criteria.
So the circus folks decide to let him try. The boy enters the arena and grabs a stool, climbs on to it and holds the elephant by its dick and starts swinging.
The elphant unable to bear the pain, stand up on its 2 legs. The circus folks tell the boy that he has cheated and cannot be given the prize. The boy says that they did not specify it in the rules that there has to be no physical contact.
So the circus folks have a discussion, and tell the boy that he can have ten thousand dollars if he made the elephant nod "yes" and "no". They also put a condition saying that there should be no physical contact this time.
The boy agrees and takes the stool again. This time he comes in fron of the elephant, climbs on the stool and talks to the elephant.
Boy : Remember me?
Elephant nods "yes".
Boy : Shall i swing holding your dick again?
Elephant nods "no".
Boy walks away with ten thousand
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