OutHouse

Lifer
Jun 5, 2000
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A guy goes to a barber shop and when he looks in he sees a lot of people waiting for a haircut. The guy yells to the barber and ask "how long of a wait" the barber looks around and says "2 hours" the guy says ok and leaves.

A week later the same guy goes to the same barbershop and again sees a long line. he ask the barber "how long of a wait" barber looks around and says 2 hours. the guy says OK and leaves.

Another week later, the same guy goes to the same barbershop and again sees a long line and again asks the barber "how long of a wait" the barber looks around and says "one hour" the guy says OK and leaves. The barber is curious on where this customer goes after he tells him how long the wait is, so he ask one of his regulars to follow him and to come back and tell him where this guy goes.

30 minutes later, the guy the barber sent to follow the guy comes back totally cracking up. the barber ask "Well, where does he go" the customer says, "to your house"


:D
 

Frew

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Jul 21, 2004
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:)

Edit: But what would that matter? He is still at work if the 2 hours is done.
 

TheNinja

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Jan 22, 2003
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I give it 7 bowls of spicy chili (out of a possible 10). It wasn't hilarious but the punchline was not predicted by me.