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chuckywang

Lifer
A mouse and a bear happen upon a genie, who agrees to grant each three wishes. The bear first wishes, "I wish I'm the only male bear in these woods." The genie says, "Granted."
The mouse then wishes for a helmet, and sure enough he gets a helmet from out of no where.
The bear then wishes to be the only male bear in the world, and it's granted. The mouse wishes for a motorcycle.
The bear says to the mouse, "You're so dumb. I've got it made here, and you're getting a motorcycle and helmet."
The mouse just smiles and says, "Don't worry, I have a plan."
The bear for his third wish asks for the forest to be filled only with female bears. The genie grants this and then asks the mouse for his third wish.
The mouse says, "I wish that bear was gay," and drives off.
 
see, first of all, the bear should just wish to be the only bear in he whole world, that way, he doesnt waste the wish about being the only bear in the forest....kind of dumb bear if you ask me...I mean, the 2nd wish already includes the 1st wish, so why did he have to waste a wish like that.

 
Originally posted by: Semidevil
see, first of all, the bear should just wish to be the only bear in he whole world, that way, he doesnt waste the wish about being the only bear in the forest....kind of dumb bear if you ask me...I mean, the 2nd wish already includes the 1st wish, so why did he have to waste a wish like that.
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i guess he now has to become the masturbating bear.
*cue Sabre Dance*
 
Originally posted by: chuckywang
A mouse and a bear happen upon a genie, who agrees to grant each three wishes. The bear first wishes, "I wish I'm the only male bear in these woods." The genie says, "Granted."
The mouse then wishes for a helmet, and sure enough he gets a helmet from out of no where.
The bear then wishes to be the only male bear in the world, and it's granted. The mouse wishes for a motorcycle.
The bear says to the mouse, "You're so dumb. I've got it made here, and you're getting a motorcycle and helmet."
The mouse just smiles and says, "Don't worry, I have a plan."
The bear for his third wish asks for the forest to be filled only with female bears. The genie grants this and then asks the mouse for his third wish.
The mouse says, "I wish that bear was gay," and drives off.
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Beware chuckywang, the bear is searching for you..😉
 
Originally posted by: KLin
that joke is older than methuselah. -1/10
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hahahaha this was the funiest part of this thread 🙂

I agree with chuckywang, that the joke was funny some odd 8 years ago, when it was first overused and abused.
 
HIJACK INCOMING

Q- What happens when a psychiatrist and a hooker spend the night together?

A-In the morning each of them says: "120 dollars, please."

 
Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
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I like the bear and rabbit joke from Delirious better...
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As soon as I seen 'Bear' in the joke, that's where I thought this was going.. I get a kick out of that everytime!
 
A young man gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The man looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the man, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The man of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The man decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the man walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for an@l sex so she might keep her virginity. The man agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the man finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the man from the bus! "

The nun replies by whipping off a mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"
 
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