FFactory0x
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Four retired guys, two from California and two from
Arizona; are walking down a street in Chicago. Then
they turn a corner and see a sign that says
"Old Timer's Bar"
"ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!"
They look at each other, and then go in.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across
the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you.
What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all
ask for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced
martinis and says,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please."
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40
cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 more cents,
please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more
than they can stand.
They've each had two martinis and so far they've spent
less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer !
and asks the bartender, "How can you afford to serve
martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"Here's my story.I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn,
and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the
lottery for $25 million and decided to open this
place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer,
all the same."
"Wow!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and
couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end
of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them,
and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were
there.
One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar
without drinks and asks! the bartender, "What's with
them?"
The bartender says, "They're seniors from Florida.
They're waiting for happy hour
Arizona; are walking down a street in Chicago. Then
they turn a corner and see a sign that says
"Old Timer's Bar"
"ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS!"
They look at each other, and then go in.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across
the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you.
What'll it be, Gentlemen?"
There seems to be a fully stocked bar, so the men all
ask for a martini.
In short order, the bartender serves up 4 iced
martinis and says,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please."
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40
cents, finish their martinis, and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the
bartender again saying, "That's 40 more cents,
please."
They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more
than they can stand.
They've each had two martinis and so far they've spent
less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men couldn't stand it any longer !
and asks the bartender, "How can you afford to serve
martinis as good as these for a dime apiece?"
"Here's my story.I'm a retired tailor from Brooklyn,
and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the
lottery for $25 million and decided to open this
place. Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer,
all the same."
"Wow!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and
couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end
of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them,
and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were
there.
One man gestures at the three at the end of the bar
without drinks and asks! the bartender, "What's with
them?"
The bartender says, "They're seniors from Florida.
They're waiting for happy hour
