quackagator
Senior member
A white haired man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday with a beautiful young lady
on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweler looks through his stock,
and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand ... I want
something very unique," he said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from
the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in
order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring
on Monday." On Monday morning, a very angry jeweler phones the man.
"You bastard, you lied there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine the fantastic weekend I had.
on his side.
"I'm looking for a special ring for my girlfriend," he said. The jeweler looks through his stock,
and takes out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000. "I don't think you understand ... I want
something very unique," he said. At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from
the safe. "Here's one stunning ring at $40,000."
The girls' eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.
"How are you paying?"
"I'll pay by check, but of course the bank would want to make sure that everything is in
order, so I'll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, then I'll fetch the ring
on Monday." On Monday morning, a very angry jeweler phones the man.
"You bastard, you lied there's no money in that account."
"I know, but can you imagine the fantastic weekend I had.
