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Chaplains of my fraternity Delta Kappa Epsilon usually start dinner with a joke. This one is pretty funny.

A very old man, no longer capable of having sex sits on a park bench. An old lady comes by and sits down next to him. He asks her if she would hold his penis. Out of sympathy for the sorry-ass old man, the old lady agreed. so this happened everyday for a week, and the old man was happy.

one day, the old lady comes to the park and sees that another old lady is holding the old man's penis. she's all pissed off and says to the old man, "i thought we had something special going, you gonna let this bitch hold your penis?" the old man only said one word:
















parksinsons.
 
so since we are one the topic of penis jokes....

a guy walks into a bathroom and begins to take a leak in one of the urinals. a midget comes in looking to take a leak too and stops to stare at the guys penis. the midget says to the guy "excuse me sir, please pardon my staring, but that is the biggest penis i have ever seen!" the guy is a little flustered, but manages to peep out "why thank you". the midget goes on to ask "i know this might be a little awkward, but can i touch it?" at first he was a little hesitant, but the guy eventually agrees. the midget pulls up a chair next to the guy, climbs on top, wraps his hands around the penis and says "gimme your wallet or i'll jump."
 
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