Joke: Why do mathematicians love the forest?

[Inspector Jihad]

Whats fail to the failth power?

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: Delita
My favorite physics joke: Why did the cow slide off the roof?

Because he lost his Mu!

Now, this one I'll use in physics class on Tuesday!

LOL, I love that one! Made me laugh, first time I've read it.

 

[ballmode]

8/10

 

[BW86]

har har har

 

[jagec]

Do you know how to tell the difference between an introverted mathematician, and an extroverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician stares at your shoes when he's talking to you.


(Told in a circle of Caltech students, all of which were staring at their own shoes except the joker, who was staring at the new guy's shoes)

 

[Soundmanred]

StevenYooAreNotFunnyAtAll.

 

[dguy6789]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

I am laughing more than I should from that

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

FAIL

It's the al gebra network.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

FAIL

It's the al gebra network.

Yea, I laughed at that joke, but its so damned corny I don't know if I should be. But I'm easily amused by bad punchlines ... it's like they are so intentionally bad they catch you off guard and still get ya

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[RESmonkey]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Quite possible the worst joke ever.

No, it's far from it. There are truly failure jokes.

 

[Baked]

YooFail

 

[Duddy]

LOL! It's funny to me and I fail at math!

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: destrekor

Originally posted by: tfinch2

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

FAIL

It's the al gebra network.

Yea, I laughed at that joke, but its so damned corny I don't know if I should be. But I'm easily amused by bad punchlines ... it's like they are so intentionally bad they catch you off guard and still get ya

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Hey, if you like bad bunchlines you should check out The Best Joke Ever thread if you haven't already

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

oo0oo

 

[jalaram]

I thought the joke was about Abraham Lincoln learning math in a ln(cabin).

 

[UnbalancedCheckbook]

Shamefully, I laughed.

 

[Rufus12]

I always thought ln was latural nog.

 

[ItTheCow]

A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x: "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: Train
You could use the same punch line on a different question and increase teh funnay 500%

 

[QED]

Originally posted by: ItTheCow
A constant function and e^x are walking on Broadway. Then suddenly the constant function sees a differential operator approaching and runs away. So e^x follows him and asks why the hurry. "Well, you see, there's this differential operator coming this way, and when we meet, he'll differentiate me and nothing will be left of me...!" "Ah," says e^x, "he won't bother ME, I'm e to the x!" and he walks on. Of course he meets the differential operator after a short distance.
e^x: "Hi, I'm e^x"
diff.op.: "Hi, I'm d/dy"

Nice... it's good to see e^x get his come-uppance. He's a cocky little SOB.

 

[magreen]

What did Spock find in the toilet?

The Captain's Log.

 

[QED]

Q: What's brown and green, and sits on a piano bench?

A: Beethoven's first movement!

 

[Xylitol]

haha I like it

 

[TipsyMcStagger]

My dad told me this one when I was a kid

Q: What did the constipated mathematician do?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.

 

[DarkThinker]

I giggled....