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Joke: Why do mathematicians love the forest?

Originally posted by: Train
You could use the same punch line on a different question and increase teh funnay 500%
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I would think something like: "Why do mathematicians love the stalls in the men's room?"

Are we on the same page?
 
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.
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Shot down by the desperate to be cool with his students Math teacher... ouch.

I keed.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.
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oh man. really? this felt just as corny as the normal math jokes
 
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.
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auch
 
Originally posted by: theplaidfad
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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That made me grin. 😛
 
Originally posted by: Delita
My favorite physics joke: Why did the cow slide off the roof?

Because he lost his Mu!
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Now, this one I'll use in physics class on Tuesday!
 
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