Joke: Why do mathematicians love the forest?

[StevenYoo]

BECAUSE OF ALL THE NATURAL LOGS!!

Y_(^_^)_Y

 

[manlymatt83]

fail.

 

[DnetMHZ]

ugh..

 

[sdifox]

I thought it was because of the fractals?

 

[Train]

You could use the same punch line on a different question and increase teh funnay 500%

 

[Mucho]

Quite possible the worst joke ever.

 

[mesthead21]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Quite possible the worst joke ever.

 

[dquan97]

hehehe...I like it

 

[BassBomb]

What do you call a musical forest?





Logarithm

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Wink, nudge, fail.

 

[alkemyst]

The real joke is

Did you hear the one about the mathematician that got laid?

neither did I.

 

[palswim]

Originally posted by: Train
You could use the same punch line on a different question and increase teh funnay 500%

I would think something like: "Why do mathematicians love the stalls in the men's room?"

Are we on the same page?

 

[joesmoke]

Y0?

 

[DrPizza]

I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.

 

[Lamont Burns]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.

Shot down by the desperate to be cool with his students Math teacher... ouch.

I keed.

 

[maziwanka]

hahahaha

awesome

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.

oh man. really? this felt just as corny as the normal math jokes

 

[Tim]

THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

 

[sdifox]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I teach math. I tell lame math jokes all the time that I think are sorta funny; well, at least funny to a math geek.

Yours wasn't a joke that I'll be using in the future.

auch

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: BassBomb
What do you call a musical forest?





Logarithm

Better than the OP.

 

[HammerCurl]

Haha I'm smiling, OP. Why is Elton John's car insurance so high?























Because he keeps getting rear ended!

 

[MartyMcFly3]

Originally posted by: theplaidfad
THIS JUST IN: At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the al qaeda network.


He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

That made me grin.

 

[Delita]

My favorite physics joke: Why did the cow slide off the roof?





























Because he lost his Mu!

 

[trigun500]

haha

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: Delita
My favorite physics joke: Why did the cow slide off the roof?

Because he lost his Mu!

Now, this one I'll use in physics class on Tuesday!