***JOKE THREAD*** Sorry, mature audiences only, please

[teqwiz]

Originally posted by: mcveigh
hope I dont screw this up, typing from memeory...

"A man has problems with his prostate, and his doctor tell him the only thing that will help is is to have it manually massaged once a month.
Reluctantly the man agrees.
Every month he goes to the doctor to have his prostate massaged. After many months of this he is done with another visit and is scheduling next month's appointment with the nurse when she informs him that the doctor will be on vacation next month.
He is worried about not getting his "treatment" on schedule. "Don't worry it's very simple, why don't you ask your wife to do it for you, just tell her exactly what the doctor does."
The man agrees, and tells his wife the plan. She agree's to do it the next time.
The time came for his treatment and they went into the bathroom.
"OK Now I face the wall, bend over and lean against it like this."
"Now you take your right hand and put it on my right shoulder." The wife does this.
"Now you put your left hand on my left shoulder." The wife does this also.
"Now he.......................................................................
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THAT SON OF A B!TCH!!!"

Sorry to hear about your medical condition. Can't you sue for Malpractise or something?

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: teqwiz

Originally posted by: mcveigh
hope I dont screw this up, typing from memeory...

"A man has problems with his prostate, and his doctor tell him the only thing that will help is is to have it manually massaged once a month.
Reluctantly the man agrees.
Every month he goes to the doctor to have his prostate massaged. After many months of this he is done with another visit and is scheduling next month's appointment with the nurse when she informs him that the doctor will be on vacation next month.
He is worried about not getting his "treatment" on schedule. "Don't worry it's very simple, why don't you ask your wife to do it for you, just tell her exactly what the doctor does."
The man agrees, and tells his wife the plan. She agree's to do it the next time.
The time came for his treatment and they went into the bathroom.
"OK Now I face the wall, bend over and lean against it like this."
"Now you take your right hand and put it on my right shoulder." The wife does this.
"Now you put your left hand on my left shoulder." The wife does this also.
"Now he.......................................................................
.
.
.
.
.
.
THAT SON OF A B!TCH!!!"

Sorry to hear about your medical condition. Can't you sue for Malpractise or something?

hahahha now that is funny!


how do you fit four gay guys on a stool?

turn it over!



two men are driving down the road and they see a hitch hiker. well, he gets in, and they decide to tell him that they are gay. he says "thats fine, i am too." so they keep driving, and the guy in the front seat farts and it makes a whoosh sound, like straight out air. the guy in the back seat farts and it makes the loud noise that most farts make. they two guys up front both say "he must be a virgin."



a bartender hangs a sign that says "think of a name for my bar and you get a free drink"

well, three guys walk in. the first guy says, big boys bar! but the manager doesnt like it...

the second guy says "beer palace!" but the manager doesnt like it

the third guy says Susie's Legs...and the manager loves it, so he tells him to come back tomorrow to get a free drink

well, the third guy heard him wrong and he stood outside all night waiting. a cop happened to drive by and asked him what he was doing...he replied:

im waiting for susies legs to open to get a free drink!

lol....

 

[FrustratedUser]

ROTF!