JOKE: the ultimate FAN!!!

tkim

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dont know if this is a repost...

Michael Jordan, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bulls flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Michael," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Michael felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a brilliant White, Purple, and Gold sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Los Angeles Lakers
flag, and in every window a Lakers logo. Michael looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question: I won six NBA
Championships, more awards than I can remember and am the greatest player of all time." God said "So what do you want to know, Michael?" "Well, why does Shaq get a better house than me?"

God chuckled and said "Michael, that's not
Shaq's house.......it's mine."
 

tkim

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piku.....nice one..lol!

the joke is great and all but what's jordan doing in heaven?? ;) :D:p
 

zzzz

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so you mean lakers are winnning because they have God on their side? I thought it was all about Shaq and Kobe..
 

tkim

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only a few more hours till the game...hopefully with our *new* fan, :) we can win! :p
 

hubbs

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I've seen that joke before. Switched around w/different teams. And using football.