dont know if this is a repost...
Michael Jordan, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bulls flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Michael," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Michael felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a brilliant White, Purple, and Gold sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Los Angeles Lakers
flag, and in every window a Lakers logo. Michael looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question: I won six NBA
Championships, more awards than I can remember and am the greatest player of all time." God said "So what do you want to know, Michael?" "Well, why does Shaq get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Michael, that's not
Shaq's house.......it's mine."
Michael Jordan, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Chicago Bulls flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Michael," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Michael felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a brilliant White, Purple, and Gold sidewalk, a 50 ft. tall flagpole flying an enormous Los Angeles Lakers
flag, and in every window a Lakers logo. Michael looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question: I won six NBA
Championships, more awards than I can remember and am the greatest player of all time." God said "So what do you want to know, Michael?" "Well, why does Shaq get a better house than me?"
God chuckled and said "Michael, that's not
Shaq's house.......it's mine."
