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Joke of the day

ThePresence

ThePresence

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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same
sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the
top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and
says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if
you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a
better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
 
nice...
but in my experience, this doesn't work in real life. 🙂
she usually ends up hogging the blanket by the middle of the night.
 


<< nice...
but in my experience, this doesn't work in real life. 🙂
she usually ends up hogging the blanket by the middle of the night. >>



Never been married. Wouldn't even wanna think about such horrid things 🙂
 
lol. Great one except for how unrealistic it is. The woman would just keep complaining until you either gave her your blanket or you just gave up on sleep and started mowing the lawn, fixing the sink, etc...
 
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