Joke of the day

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From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Mr Drone."
"Drone ! But he is your enemy!"
"Yes, I know that! I?ve suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

 

bigrash

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Feb 20, 2001
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So what happened next? Did she end up marrying Mr. Drone? Did he suffer also, or did they live happily ever after? The suspense is killing me!
 

Zysoclaplem

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What was his wife's name? Was it Meridith? That bitch, I swear she can't keep her legs shut for an hour. Listen if you happen to see her, let her know that she still has things in my storage, and unless she wants them thrown out she needs to come and get them.
I swear.
 

NuclearNed

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May 18, 2001
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Better punchline:

"Yes, and even in death I want to hurt him as much as possible."

Even with that punchline, the joke still sucks.
 

nweaver

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
What was his wife's name? Was it Meridith? That bitch, I swear she can't keep her legs shut for an hour. Listen if you happen to see her, let her know that she still has things in my storage, and unless she wants them thrown out she needs to come and get them.
I swear.

8/10 for your reply :D
 

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: George P Burdell
Paging Dr. Oldsmoboat.
This thread is exempt, as the title does not claim that the joke will be funny. And in that respect, it delivers.


"Drone? But he is your enemy!"

"Yes, I know that! I've merely been using you as a circuitous way of giving him chlamydia!"