Joke of the Day.

[imported_Tomato]

Okay... so this pirate goes into a bar with the ships' steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants. He sits down and calls a pint. The bartender down at the end of the bar draws a glass and slides it down to the pirate. After a few minutes trying to be polite by not saying anything, the bartender just can't hold back any longer. He walks over to the pirate and says, "Ya know captain, I couldn't help but notice you have the ships' steering wheel in your pants."

The pirate, in a slightly irritated voice, responds with "Aye, matey, and it's drivin' me nuts."

 

[Electric Amish]

O....M.....G

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old!

amish (it is funny, though 🙂)

 

[pyonir]

It is "dig up the oldest lame joke you can find" day?

 

[ElFenix]

😀

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: pyonir
It is "dig up the oldest lame joke you can find" day?

YES IT IS, DAMMIT.





*rereads joke*

Hehehe... 😀

 

[Cycad]

Originally posted by: pyonir
It is "dig up the oldest lame joke you can find" day?

 

[illusion88]

Isn't it odd how lays bbq chips make your hands semi sticky after eating them?

 

[Tab]

Driven his nuts, thats kinda funny but not. Do I get it?

 

[nakedfrog]

Old enough that I don't believe I've ever heard it.
Funny 🙂

 

[Glitchny]

weak!

 

[bootymac]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

 

[BooGiMaN]

Originally posted by: illusion88
Isn't it odd how lays bbq chips make your hands semi sticky after eating them?

I think its because of all the sugar the bbq flavored powder has